Urban Dead Chatter

This document is a collection of material overheard in-game by my several alt accounts: Quinn Inuit, Enoch the Watcher, and The Streak. I apologize for not thinking to date the earlier logs, but in my defense I was doing this while actively playing the game and, you know, having a job and stuff. I'll try to put the rough timespan in years on each section. These were originally in several documents because it got to be a bit much for my computer, but computers have come a long way in the last twenty years. (I say that as my CPU fan starts to spin up as I copy/paste into this new document. If this crashes my system, I'm blaming you people. I don't care how implausible that is. It's clearly your fault, all of you.)

Since these were all collected by a single player, there is a natural self-centeredness to them. I make no apologies for that.

Caiger Mall Chatter, starting in Dec. 2005

• Hobel said "Ahhh yes...REM....I have my congo Drums right here..ok Von Melani...It's the End of the world as I know it...Its the end of the world as I know it..and I feel fine......." (12-01 04:44 GMT)

• Hobel said "You need to stick around Quinn...Later tonight we are doing a Jimmy Buffett block...Right now they are hard at work in the Food court making enough Frozen Drinks for everyone" (12-01 04:48 GMT)

• Melani said "Quinn... We can do both... Just as soon as Von get his hooker ass back in here... Nice to know we've got long time listeners!" (12-01 04:49 GMT)

• Hobel said "Melani what did you do lock Von in the closet again? I see you two are still having that little spat" (12-01 04:51 GMT)

• Melani said "Hobel, my dear I might start hitting on you soon... I'm in deperate need of some lovin' and Von's lacking right now... going off an' leavin me..." (12-01 04:53 GMT)

• senor dead said "opportunistic whoopy in the middle of a zombie siege, how cliche" (12-01 04:56 GMT)

• Melani said "Any more requests? Love to hear from ya...." (12-01 04:56 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "What the f...? ah well...we all might as well die and forget the others while we're at it..." (12-01 04:56 GMT)

• Hobel said "*giggle* finally the Bagpipe section of the band gets some action **WOO HOO*...no I am sure Von will return shortly he is probally off getting a new microphone..yea thats it...he would never leave you for some Caiger mall band groupies :)" (12-01 04:56 GMT)

• Starlz said "Zombieham Lincoln is a self-proclaimed member of the Church of the Ressurection" (12-01 04:58 GMT)

• Hobel said "We have Cell service now so I called Barry on radio free Malton. He told me that he has had contact with the Amazing Waits and he is on the way. Soon we will have the whole band back together again." (12-01 04:58 GMT)

• Melani said "*Shrugs* Looks as tho Von and Hobel are off doing something important.... I'm sure they'll be back, eventually...." (12-01 04:59 GMT)

• senor dead said "eh, wait til he becomes a zombie again, then we'll pound him into the ground just like we're doing with this pitiful siege" (12-01 05:02 GMT)

• Melani said "I was just thinking bout Waits.. good to know he'll be joining us again." (12-01 05:02 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "I'" (12-01 05:05 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "With plenty of zeds outside.I gotta find something to do." (12-01 05:06 GMT)

• Melani said "Well Quinn. I'm happy oblige. just make sure you tell everyone you can bout us, yea? Good publicity is always a plus. Anyone got a couple of songs I can sing a cappella? *looks at Hobel* or with drums?" (12-01 05:12 GMT)

• Hobel said "Melani hearing your voice is like having angles wispering into my years *hands her the mic*.please take it away" (12-01 05:15 GMT)

• Melani said "Well this singers got to head to bed. Make sure ya'll keep the requests coming tho. Hoble will relay them back to me and Von. We'll get our shit together soon. Hobel, can you tell Von goodnight for me? And that I'll see him tomorrow?" (12-01 05:16 GMT)

• Melani said "Damn. right when I was gonna get to shine too. thanks for the complement Hobel." (12-01 05:18 GMT)

• Hobel said "Not a problem. Folks the band should be on tomorow night at this time if we can hunt down Von and we should have a rocken good time. Good night Malton" (12-01 05:25 GMT)

• Zacharias Cross said "I need curing and healing, please." (12-01 05:26 GMT)

• A flare was fired 13 blocks to the east and 11 blocks to the north. (12-01 05:28 GMT)

• SargePMOH said "Thanks Somerlund! :)" (12-01 05:36 GMT)

• Prof Moriarty said "um.i'm almost dead...if anyone can help me...that would be awesome..." (12-01 05:43 GMT)

• SOS Spitfire1 said "South west corner!! theyve breached again!! 60 inside" (12-01 05:54 GMT)

• Wolf Rahm said "So Bunge, you killed eaterofbrains?" (12-01 05:54 GMT)

• Bunge said "Yes, I did. He was evil. I'm sorry. I'm not a PK'er." (12-01 05:55 GMT)

• Wolf Rahm said "Yeah, I saw his profile saying SCOURGE. Otherwise I'd have healed him. It's just the first time that I could really pinpoint a kill in a house to somone. Cool when you can see the changes in the bottom of the list." (12-01 05:59 GMT)

• Bunge said "The Scourge is bad. I had to do it. I guess there's a breach south of here but I'm just about out of AP. I can't help tonight...getting tired. Ammo low." (12-01 06:00 GMT)

• Von Luthius said "THIS IS A SHOUT OUT TO SGT WHISKEY SWIPER OF THE ACC! REST IN PEACE MAN, YOU AND YOURS HAVE BEEN HERE A WEEK AND DONE NOTHING BUT GOOD. DOWN WITH THE NEW COL THOSE PKING BASTARDS KILLED OUR FAITHFUL DEFENDERS OUT OF SPITE FOR AN OPPOSING VIEW." (12-01 06:03 GMT)

• Von Luthius said "PKERS ARE NOT WELCOME IN THIS MALL!!!! THIS IS OUR MALL!!!!!!!" (12-01 06:04 GMT)

• Von Luthius said "IN SPECIAL TRIBUTE TO OUR LOST BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE CMS THE MALTON LONELY HEARTS CLUB BIG BAND WILL NOW PERFORM MOZARTS REQUIEM. PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE BAND." (12-01 06:05 GMT)

• A flare was fired 10 blocks to the west.. (12-01 06:27 GMT)

• A flare was fired 10 blocks to the west.. (12-01 06:29 GMT)

• A flare was fired 10 blocks to the west.. (12-01 06:29 GMT)

• A flare was fired 10 blocks to the west.. (12-01 06:29 GMT)

• DontFearTheReaper said "ouch. zombies just kicked my sorry ass. that was stupid. help please." (12-01 06:32 GMT)

• Fantion said "For apathy and inattention to the needs of the people of Malton, Von Luthius has paid the ultimate price. Do not mourn him. Instead, look to the future." (12-01 06:37 GMT)

• Krtek said "SHUT UP!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!! HOW THE HELL CAN ANYONE SLEEP IN HERE WITH ALL THIS ENDLESS CHATTER!!!!!!!!" (12-01 06:46 GMT)

• Sgt Whiskey Swiper said "Do not shoot! I am a friendly and CO of the ACC - we are NOT affiliated with DARIS. Ask the Real CoL - Axes High etc!" (12-01 06:49 GMT)

• Sgt Whiskey Swiper said "The new CoL is insane - they are declaring PKs and setting ARSE lists off rumours. I tell you truthfully that they cannot be trusted." (12-01 06:57 GMT)

• Bannie said "What about Axes High now?" (12-01 07:13 GMT)

• Bannie said "What about Axes High now?" (12-01 07:13 GMT)

• Hobel said "Fantion why...all Von was. It the band leader ..why song did he sing where you had to punish him so?" (12-01 07:36 GMT)

• Alexander Antwerp said "Dagnabit... I *hate* it when you duck out for a quick look and someone locks the door behind you." (12-01 07:51 GMT)

• rizzo dalahan said "thanks silellak" (12-01 07:56 GMT)

• Silellak said "No problem, glad to help. I'm new here, heard about all the excitement and figured I'd join in. What's the battle plan?" (12-01 07:57 GMT)

• Alex Goldstein said "491 Z's are at SE corner of the Mall now. Barricades in VH condition. Help to reinforce it to EH." (12-01 07:58 GMT)

• rizzo dalahan said "battle plan: keep barricades up, search for ammo, go & kill undead. no big plan so far." (12-01 07:58 GMT)

• AngelaLiebtDIch said "thanks" (12-01 08:06 GMT)

• Hjem Asso said "np." (12-01 08:06 GMT)

• AngelaLiebtDIch said "can i find things here by searching?" (12-01 08:07 GMT)

• Alexander Antwerp said "Thanks those who've healed me up a bit... being killed and revived really takes it out of you... know what I mean?" (12-01 08:20 GMT)

• Wolf Rahm said "AngelaLovesYou: not really, you'll need the shopping-skill. So axe away at the zombies until you can buy shopping. Otherwise you'll find only crap here." (12-01 08:22 GMT)

• Jimbo Bob said "Just ran all through Caiger... holy crap but we've got a lot of people in here. No wonder CMS is number one." (12-01 08:36 GMT)

• Alexander Antwerp said "They're a top group. Its a thing of pride to stand here, shoulder to shoulder with them in their fight against the undead menace" (12-01 08:37 GMT)

• stuckinkiel said "Hi There! Have you ever thought much about the after-life? These are difficult times. I'd like to invite you over to SERVICES at wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Church_of_New_Eden" (12-01 08:48 GMT)

• Rex Strangelove said "if anyone has ever wondered I am have no affiliation with DrStrangelove or DocStrangelove" (12-01 08:50 GMT)

• Zephyer said "Just came here from treweeke mall in Dulston. Heard there was alot to kill over here so I came here as fast as possible. Nice to meet you all." (12-01 08:58 GMT)

• Zephyer said "Just came here from treweeke mall in Dulston. Heard there was alot to kill over here so I came here as fast as possible. Nice to meet you all." (12-01 09:03 GMT)

• Alexander Antwerp said "Welcome. Pull up a plastic tree and make yourself comfortable. Don't worry about the elevator music... the official band should be around somewhere" (12-01 09:15 GMT)

• Schultze said "Hey! Help is allways welcome, whats the situation over at your mall?" (12-01 09:18 GMT)

• Rex Strangelove said "zed is targeting support buildings in the area, if yer feeling bold and are stocked up, St. Izzys (23, 27) and the NT Herman Building (24, 26) both a couple of blocks east of here could use some killers and some barricaders" (12-01 09:23 GMT)

• Rex Strangelove said "speak up if you are going, 10-15 people would do it, top priority is still within the Mall" (12-01 09:24 GMT)

• Alexander Antwerp said "I went to check that stuff out before. Someone left information that indicated that a building had been left without" (12-01 09:32 GMT)

• Alexander Antwerp said "protection. And then I got locked out... *sighs*" (12-01 09:33 GMT)

• Bit Nibbler said "492 zombies at SE corner of the mall. 11 on NW corner, none on SW and NE corners." (12-01 09:37 GMT)

• Zephyer said "Schultze Situation in Dulston is under control, the mall there has enough people to keep it barricaded and wipe out the zombies there. so if your searching for a peaceful place then its over there." (12-01 09:37 GMT)

• Rex Strangelove said "That's unfortunate Alexander, the buildings I mentioned however are accessible. If you have free-running you will not need to go outside at all and can reenter the mall at any time regardless of barricade level" (12-01 09:52 GMT)

• Megagun said "Infected and might need a heal.. Thanks. :) Also, Urban Dead Admin should be killed on sight? It's a lame name and such..." (12-01 09:54 GMT)

• Rayford Steele said "The NecroTech building north - east of St.Isidore's is being overrun by eight zombies. We could use some reinforcements." (12-01 10:01 GMT)

• Liam Tell said "Whoop's sorry bout that." (12-01 10:13 GMT)

• Liam Tell said "*grumble* sorry been awake too long. Trying to heal you sorry." (12-01 10:15 GMT)

• Michael Collins said "I could use a little heal please 46/60" (12-01 10:20 GMT)

• Michael Collins said "S/E Needs barricading!" (12-01 10:20 GMT)

• Faikon Darmer said "AAAARGH! I went outside to take a shit and those zombies really got me good. I'm not feeling well at all. . ." (12-01 10:32 GMT)

• Syntax said "Dennis Rader, you have been executed for confirmed PKing (there are screenshots to prove it). I don't give a damn if you thought you were PKing some member of the new CoL - he was my friend, and he died needlessly because you were stupid." (12-01 10:38 GMT)

• Syntax said "I will NOT tolerate idiots in the mall, so get the hell out and do not come back. Sgt Whiskey Sniper, you're next - you also helped needlessly PK the same person (and, again, I've got the screenshots to prove it)." (12-01 10:40 GMT)

• Schultze said "Faikon Darmer needs more medics, I am out for now." (12-01 10:47 GMT)

• Faikon Darmer said "Whew, thanks, I was getting worried there." (12-01 10:50 GMT)

• 1337 ninja said "*Wakes up* Yawn I was sleeping like a brick last night. Did anything interesting happen after the zombie attack on SW?" (12-01 10:54 GMT)

• Alessandro Mattioli said "Heal me brothers..." (12-01 11:08 GMT)

• Elmore Nkele said "Need healing!!!!!" (12-01 11:16 GMT)

• Schrau said "Someone get that tag off the wall please. It's the work of an idiotic griefer whom I think we'd all like to put a bullet into his head." (12-01 11:19 GMT)

• Rex Strangelove said "who are you accusing them of murdering Syntax, Army Control Corps has been helping here for a while, know that if you attack Swiper i will attack you, join here if you want to discuss it http://s14.invisionfree.com/Urbandead_l2k/" (12-01 11:19 GMT)

• Square MacDonald said "Infected, 9 HP. Can I get a little help please?" (12-01 11:54 GMT)

• Kei Sakuno said "Rex, Syntax, enough. Swiper isn't here anymore, anyway. If you want to deal with the CoL/ACC rivalry, do it outside of the mall." (12-01 11:57 GMT)

• Kei Sakuno said "Oh, look, my mistake. There he is. That list's getting too long. Regardless, if you want to deal with the CoL/ACC bickering, do it OUTSIDE of the mall." (12-01 11:59 GMT)

• Syntax said "Rex, Swiper and Dennis attacked Sykic completely unprovoked, simply because they don't like the new CoL. Sykic has been reinforcing barricades and healing people for some time now. Thus, they PKed him because they were ignorant." (12-01 12:02 GMT)

• Strizzaker said "yeah, not the best idea syntax" (12-01 12:02 GMT)

• Syntax said "Now, if they can promise to NOT PK Sykic simply because he's a member of CoL, then I will let bygones be bygones, but I've been in this mall since anyone else here, and I won't let it get compromised because some people are stupid." (12-01 12:03 GMT)

• John Fechon said "just checked outside, 488 zombies in the se, no other standing zombies within sight." (12-01 12:09 GMT)

• Schultze said "Square MacDonald needs mor medic! I am out of APs!" (12-01 12:16 GMT)

• DrStraker said "the NT building at 24,26 could use a hand, I just rebarricaded to VS, but 6 Zs inside and top one has brain rot" (12-01 12:23 GMT)

• Matsu said "boys.. outside have 453 Z aprox... be more careful.." (12-01 12:40 GMT)

• jaren80 said "I need a cure for my infection! Anyone have a spare FAK? I've shot 4 zombies at the Herman NT building... 2 left. *passes out*" (12-01 13:34 GMT)

• Nastina said "Happy healing, jaren80, courtesy of Paradox. :)" (12-01 13:40 GMT)

• sk8asd123 said "9/60 please heal" (12-01 13:47 GMT)

• Neon2J said "herman building needs help 2 zs inside baricadse and qs" (12-01 14:09 GMT)

• nestor23 said "1 Z outside Warehouse. 499 outside just south of here. If anyone's got a spare FAK, one chewed on me a bit; didn't like the axin', I suppose grin" (12-01 14:11 GMT)

• ZANoza said "498 zeds all at se corner... thats strange" (12-01 14:12 GMT)

• ZANoza said "i mena - outside" (12-01 14:13 GMT)

• Sgt Whiskey Swiper said "Look Syntex - I have brought numerous groups up here, healed, revived, and killed at least 20 zeds over this course of time. I do not want a war with you." (12-01 14:29 GMT)

• Sgt Whiskey Swiper said "Look Syntex - I have brought numerous groups up here, healed, revived, and killed at least 20 zeds over this course of time. I do not want a war with you." (12-01 14:29 GMT)

• Sgt Whiskey Swiper said "Look Syntex - I have brought numerous groups up here, healed, revived, and killed at least 20 zeds over this course of time. I do not want a war with you." (12-01 14:29 GMT)

• Thebottle said "Goooo!!!! Hellfishes!!! Blitz on!" (12-01 14:34 GMT)

• Jimjams said "Help I'm infected" (12-01 14:44 GMT)

• Jimjams said "Thankyou Crazy H" (12-01 14:46 GMT)

• crazy horace said "de nada" (12-01 14:46 GMT)

• Cat Master said "thanks for the heal" (12-01 14:48 GMT)

• Melani said "Can any one tell me why the fuck Von was killed?!" (12-01 14:50 GMT)

• crazy horace said "se mall corner is being breached. they need help barricading asap. am out of ap's." (12-01 14:52 GMT)

• Melani said "Thanks for the heal Deotain." (12-01 15:06 GMT)

• Turk 182 said "Jumped down to SE, and was putting it up as they were tearing it down, got it back up to heavy" (12-01 15:08 GMT)

• Baamuth said "500 Z outside SE part of the mall ... all other area cleared ! Awesome !" (12-01 15:21 GMT)

• JackKetch said "The RRF has officialy announced defeat and withdrawal...it'll be a few days still, but congratualtions everyone." (12-01 15:25 GMT)

• Timothee said "Watch out they are targetting surrounding buildings now." (12-01 15:30 GMT)

• Ohelo Papa said "SE corner is currently under attack. help with the barricades if you can. i'm out of ap" (12-01 15:46 GMT)

• KamCho said "please help I only have 28 hp" (12-01 15:51 GMT)

• gra said "cheer up" (12-01 16:01 GMT)

• A flare was fired 8 blocks to the west and 10 blocks to the north. (12-01 16:30 GMT)

• Jackastral said "the zombies' last hurrah seems to be happening at the SE quadrant, I won't believe we've won this thing til that huge pile of zombies and bodies clears out" (12-01 16:42 GMT)

• Nastina said "C'mon mates! Lets drive the zombies back to the cemetaries! To the SE corner!" (12-01 17:15 GMT)

• John Trent said "This battle is won! * fires gun into air in celebration*" (12-01 17:16 GMT)

• Serina Bane said "Its Maggah *cough* Maggy" (12-01 17:26 GMT)

• Cat Master said "thanks for the heals folks" (12-01 17:38 GMT)

• Hobel said "This Damn infection is spreading..where can I find the medics?" (12-01 17:45 GMT)

• NoEyes said "There ya go man. Fight on!" (12-01 17:49 GMT)

• Norminator 2 said "I come from the Warseers to aid in your fight!" (12-01 17:50 GMT)

• Johnny Bollocks said "Welcome. Reload your weapons." (12-01 17:52 GMT)

• jaren80 said "Thanks Dimouse and Nastina for the heals! Much obliged." (12-01 17:56 GMT)

• bike said "all adjacent buildings to the mall are at ehb except the designated entrance and all free of zombies as of now...." (12-01 18:25 GMT)

• crazy go nuts said "infected 22/60 after the trench fight outside, any medics for hire?" (12-01 18:28 GMT)

• crazy go nuts said "infected 22/60 after the trench fight outside, any medics for hire?" (12-01 18:29 GMT)

• Norminator 2 said "What buidling are we using as the entrance?" (12-01 18:51 GMT)

• Turk 182 said "I'm worried about the hord attacking the other buildings in the vicinity" (12-01 18:55 GMT)

• A flare was fired 1 block to the south. (12-01 18:58 GMT)

• jenkins 05 said "hey, just tried to repel the attack, any chance of a heal?" (12-01 19:01 GMT)

• Sexual Harris said "only 500 outside SE corner left, victory is at hand!" (12-01 19:29 GMT)

• A flare was fired 6 blocks to the west and 7 blocks to the south. (12-01 19:43 GMT)

• billsavage said "least i can wipe my arse with all this news paper" (12-01 19:49 GMT)

• Im said "the rrf are leaving. time for christmas carrols." (12-01 20:18 GMT)

• Im said "the rrf are leaving. time for christmas carrols." (12-01 20:19 GMT)

• Stargazer said "Gunned down two zeds in SE, 497 still standing though... please heal me!" (12-01 20:28 GMT)

• Rex Strangelove said "Swiper has since been killed by someone name Crall, regardless of whether or not he killed anyone members of the so-called new col, they should be used to being despised by now, if they dont want to be killed perhaps they should behave differently" (12-01 20:32 GMT)

• Stargazer said "Thank you for the healings Faesearas!! I feel better now." (12-01 20:32 GMT)

• Melani said "Got my ass handed to me.. any FAK's near by?" (12-01 20:33 GMT)

• Rex Strangelove said "and i dont make threats but if one takes revenge one should expect to have revenge taken upon oneself http://s14.invisionfree.com/Urbandead_l2k/" (12-01 20:35 GMT)

• Melani said "Greatly appriciated Jonnywonny..." (12-01 20:35 GMT)

• A flare was fired 1 block to the west.. (12-01 20:35 GMT)

• Jonnywonny said "Oh, how I wish there was a search 5 times button. or 10, or 20." (12-01 20:37 GMT)

• Melani said "Ditto for you seanod." (12-01 20:37 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "Damn...Going outside wasnt a problem...going back in was a bitch, anyways 469 zeds outside, 13 zeds down St. Isodore's Church, I could only kill 1 zed cuz I was being followed by a mob...theyre still crawling out there..." (12-01 20:37 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "The 469 zeds outside the SE mall I mean...but you all knew that...oh and last I saw 2 zombies on the NT building NE of here..." (12-01 20:43 GMT)

• Somerlund Cantrell said "Enough! Take the fight to the zeds, not each other. I don't give a damn who doesn't like who. Infighting, regardless of the reasons, only hurts us. That's AP and ammo you could be using to make this Mall more secure. So can it!" (12-01 20:53 GMT)

• Ezekiel Jones III said "hi guys, i'm here to help." (12-01 20:57 GMT)

• Ezekiel Jones III said "anyone know where a cellphone mast is so we can get some comunication going , maby some coordination with outside forces?" (12-01 20:58 GMT)

• Melani said "Whoa! What happened? Who was fighting?" (12-01 20:59 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "Ok, who just PK'ed who right now?" (12-01 21:01 GMT)

• Ezekiel Jones III said "anyone know where a cellphone mast is so we can get some comunication going , maby some coordination with outside forces?" (12-01 21:01 GMT)

• Kris2456 said "Guys, whats the situatuion, ive come packing pistols and stuff. How many are there, and what are the entry points?" (12-01 21:05 GMT)

• SRG IC said "WE HAVE pWNED teh Zombies!! ALL OUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!" (12-01 21:10 GMT)

• SRG IC said "WE HAVE pWNED teh Zombies!! ALL OUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!" (12-01 21:12 GMT)

• A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 12 blocks to the north. (12-01 21:16 GMT)

• A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 5 blocks to the north. (12-01 21:22 GMT)

• Woodlands said "Someone needs to breakdown the warehouse barracade a little -- it's too strong and people can't get in/out of the mall." (12-01 21:26 GMT)

• Woodlands said "Someone needs to breakdown the warehouse barracade a little -- it's too strong and people can't get in/out of the mall." (12-01 21:27 GMT)

• Ceryus said "*walks out of an outdoors store* Well. Anything happen while I was camping? *laughs*" (12-01 21:40 GMT)

• Animelily said "Barricaded SE for ya'll. And thanks for the healing!" (12-01 21:43 GMT)

• Woodlands said "The warehouse barracades could use some weakening -- it's too strong to get in and out of the mall." (12-01 21:46 GMT)

• Wineraq said "please make sure we can enter/exit thru the warehouse, take down some of the barricades...does it seem to anyone else that the war here seems to be dwindling? we won of course..." (12-01 21:53 GMT)

• Wineraq said "please make sure we can enter/exit thru the warehouse, take down some of the barricades...does it seem to anyone else that the war here seems to be dwindling? we won of course..." (12-01 21:55 GMT)

• Ceryus said "Shows how superior we are to those little brain-munchers. *laughs*" (12-01 21:56 GMT)

• Kira Wolf said "They are so cute if you cut off their heads though :-)" (12-01 21:59 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "This war is far from over...especially if they think about breaking in overnight when most of us are sleeping..." (12-01 22:01 GMT)

• Kira Wolf said "They are so cute if you cut off their heads though :-)" (12-01 22:01 GMT)

• Drunkentech said "Final proof that humans CAN make a stand against the zombie hordes! Huzzah!" (12-01 22:03 GMT)

• Ceryus said "Nah, rotting flesh is a bit of a turn off for me. I can't wait 'till this war is over, so I'll be able to sleep soundly." (12-01 22:06 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "I slept like a baby yesterday...and I was lucky I didn't even get scratched out there, besides being surrounded by 17 zombies or so..." (12-01 22:09 GMT)

• lljkPolitical said "Jack, the war for the mall is effectively over. Roughly half the zombies appear to have left, and if the entire mall held out vs. over 1,000 zombies what makes you think 500 are so much of a threat?" (12-01 22:15 GMT)

• Von Luthius said "Yeah! Back from the dead. Fontain, I'll forgive you for PKing me, after all, you were following the SA run Bounty list where they posted up ALL Old CoL Members as PKers and wanted for Bounty when I'd done nothing but Kill Z's, defend Creedy, the Mall, and" (12-01 22:47 GMT)

• Von Luthius said "Sing the good Song to the world. I've actually been asked for an autograph ingame. I'm not and never will be a murderer. That said, here's a Shout out to all those people being PKed for mistaken Identity! I know how you feel." (12-01 22:53 GMT)

• Von Luthius said "nestor23, thank's for the heal dude, why don't you come up on stage and join in the fun, I do believe we still have 95 bottles of beer on this wall! Oh and Darth Vadar, I have a good friend known as Princess Leia who has seen Emperor Palpatine in the city" (12-01 22:56 GMT)

• Von Luthius said "and I hear that Han Solo is in the Mall also, we so should get you all together in one Star Wars Clan. How sweet would that be." (12-01 23:00 GMT)

• Cohort Comite said "Nay, Master Ceryus. I am a Northman, come to defend the Halls of men from the evil that lurks in this place." (12-01 23:00 GMT)

• Von Luthius said "Anyways, in tribute to Darth Vadar and also a shout out to Dearth, can you please put your hands together for The Band as they perform 'The Imperial March.' *Pulls out Trumpet, the band gets ready and launches into it!*" (12-01 23:04 GMT)

• Hobel said "Von Welcome back SIr. Meline was soo scared for you" (12-01 23:05 GMT)

• Boehr Himself said "Now: time to fix Ridleybank. Anyone interested in joining the Ridleybank Liberation Front set your allegiance to Ridleybank Liberation Front." (12-01 23:05 GMT)

• Boehr Himself said "We're done running from zombies. The RLF will be a mobile raiding group. No more defending any one place indefinitely - we've proven that is possible already." (12-01 23:08 GMT)

• Von Luthius said "*Between breaths and pauses* Hobel...Melanie...sweet...Wanna marry her...Can't...tell her...yet...no cool...hunny...moon spot..." (12-01 23:09 GMT)

• Hobel said "Ok Von that will heal you up all the way. Now on to that Darth Vader tribute. Let me warm up the bagpipes." (12-01 23:09 GMT)

• Boehr Himself said "First meeting place: [40,31] the Staples Building in Ketchelbank. When enough of us are there the next point will be revealed, and then the next. And on and on it will go." (12-01 23:09 GMT)

• Hobel said "Oh Von Luthius she was a wreck when you did not come back last night..the Band could almost not even play but she got up there. we are hoping to have a full Jimmy Buffet set tonight at 0500 GMT think you will be rested enough to play?" (12-01 23:11 GMT)

• Von Luthius said "Boehr Himself, there is already a Ridleybank Liberation Army, the RLA set up from Caiger Mall, it's accessible vioa the l2k Forums, so join them, they are already organised, and have allies flooding in." (12-01 23:11 GMT)

• Von Luthius said "Boehr Himself, got an MSN or AIM account I can put you in direct contact with the RLA Leader now." (12-01 23:16 GMT)

• shaun too said "Sorry to ask during the celebrating, but where are all of the departing zeds going? Are they moving -en masse- or fragmenting?" (12-01 23:16 GMT)

• shaun too said "A Buffett set? W00t! I'll chill the margaritas" (12-01 23:19 GMT)

• Von Luthius said "RRF are supposedly falling back for good. Petro has publicly admitted defeat. Many of us believe it is a feint to lure CMS out of the Mall to cahse them to Ridleybank before turning back and taking the Mall en-mass with less survivors." (12-01 23:22 GMT)

• Hobel said "Sweet thanks shaun too you can help the other pariot heads making frozen margaritas in the old starbucks shop in the food court" (12-01 23:22 GMT)

• shaun too said "I'm on it, Hobel. There are some truly blinding tropical shirts at Hot Topic. We'll get someone to pass those out to the crowd." (12-01 23:23 GMT)

• Von Luthius said "Hobel, I've never heard of this music, Educate me via PM! *Grabs Melani in his arms and kisses her long and passionately.* 'It's good to see your darling face again Mel, now wheres that Banshee voice we all love so dear?" (12-01 23:25 GMT)

• Badu said "9 hp left can i cet a heal please" (12-01 23:29 GMT)

• Sola Luna said "need healing from 9hp" (12-01 23:32 GMT)

• Snowball said "Is our next stop ft creedy? That is under zombie attack if i'm correct" (12-01 23:36 GMT)

• Hobel said "**Drops his bagpipes in a pile** Never heard of Jimmy Buffet. Some quick hits this man a Cheeseburger in pardice and an ice cold beer. WE have an emergency here....Get one of them shirts too..Quick we need a lay anyone?" (12-01 23:36 GMT)

• Von Luthius said "kk, I'm on it! *Time passes* Hobel, Check this get up! What do you think? Bright Pink Tropical? Snowball, HOLD the Mall, there are still 500 Z's outside, just because the RRF are faking doesn't mean we abandon our Mall!" (12-01 23:39 GMT)

• Snowball said "SIR YES SIR! (And jimmy buffet rocks, I can play margaritaville :))" (12-01 23:40 GMT)

• Hobel said "And why 5 GMT to play...well its 5 o-clock someware....ok tell me who did not see that comming." (12-01 23:43 GMT)

• Hobel said "Snowball all Pariot heads are welcome to sing at 5. I don't know about creedy though. But alas we can talk after the a few of them Frozen drinks someone needs to bring the sponge cake and flipflops" (12-01 23:48 GMT)

• cagekicker said "Ridleybank Resistance front has ordered thier zombies to attack all the surrounding buildings and Isolate the mall. This fight is not over by any means." (12-01 23:49 GMT)

• Nepsilon said "Everyone's favorite spy Zombieham is here. I've got 2 shells into him, if anyone wants to finish him off, be my guest." (12-01 23:51 GMT)

• Enjolras said "You fuckers talk too much." (12-02 00:02 GMT)

• Von Luthius said "Cage Kicker, thanks for the update. People I told you it was a feint. Petro is a cunning bastard, this is our Mall and by the plastic Trees we're gonna hold it till New Years celebrations at least!:p" (12-02 00:04 GMT)

• Hobel said "OCC: Before I forget Dennis rader I work for the wichita PD and I was there they day we took the real Dennis Rader in. He is a sick twisted man who did things that make zombies seem tame. I just wanted to let you know your charter has made me sick" (12-02 00:04 GMT)

• Lucero Capell said "It's Lisa! YAY!" (12-02 00:10 GMT)

• Krevnik said "Kinda surprising to see random players actually in-game. :P" (12-02 00:14 GMT)

• Snowball said "I think we should wait till new years and raise a few fireworks of our own out there ;)" (12-02 00:21 GMT)

• Enjolras said "Good idea: on New Year's, we all fire off as many flares as we can" (12-02 00:23 GMT)

• Hobel said "Ok Von I PMed you the Jimmy Buffett infromation.. OK all you pariot heads see you in 4 hours 45 min...*Goes back to setting up the Tiki Bar*" (12-02 00:25 GMT)

• Thandar said "OOC Darth Vader- I was there the day the real Darth Vader blew up Aldderan, he was a sick twisted man who did things that make zombies seem tame. I just wanted to let you know your charter has made me sick." (12-02 00:34 GMT)

• Ceryus said "I can't stay here and watch zombies destroy Malton. I'll help free Ridleybank with you guys. Just tell me when, and I'll be there..." (12-02 00:36 GMT)

• Keane said "Two fun facts: 1:) We need to loot the liqour store for booze and celebrate. and 2.) If you enjoy cracking an abnormal amount of jokes, join Jesters with Guns. We enjoy hardy laughter!" (12-02 00:42 GMT)

• Keane said "Thandar: You still up for singing christmas carols with the zoms?" (12-02 00:44 GMT)

• Snowball said "I've got my guitar! Lets celebrate the largest victory over the zombies ever! One huge step for survivors!" (12-02 00:55 GMT)

• SOS Spitfire1 said "It is over! We have won!! http://zombies.desensitised.net/board/index.php?topic=3776.0" (12-02 00:56 GMT)

• Slicker said "That looks good, Spitfire, but I won't rest until the entire area around Caiger is zombie-free." (12-02 01:03 GMT)

• Ceryus said "Yeah, glad I could help you guys. But remember, it's only just begun.." (12-02 01:04 GMT)

• Queep said "Ah, there you are Super Internet Friend. So Thandar, you interested in singing christmas carols to the horde outside tomorrow?" (12-02 01:07 GMT)

• Nick Savage said "Terrible lag storm outside, I could barely move!" (12-02 01:14 GMT)

• Hobel said "All members of the Band would love to sing to the zombies also..what time queep?" (12-02 01:14 GMT)

• Queep said "I don'" (12-02 01:17 GMT)

• Queep said "Why did that send. gahhh. Anyway, I don't really have a time yet. Maybe we could just make tomorrow Sing Christmas Carols to the Horde day" (12-02 01:19 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "Well the war may be just starting, but look at it this way...free liquor! nah just kidding, we got own this damn Mall...now if ya don't mind...Imma drink till I pass out *Keeps drinking in his sleeping bag*" (12-02 01:27 GMT)

• Thandar said "Yes I’ll be happy to sing so carols with you, I might get the whole Super Dooper Bukkake Ninja Spy squad to come down and help organize things and give out bukkake hugs to my super internet friends! I might tell another of the old zombie fables too." (12-02 01:33 GMT)

• Cohort Comite said "The battle outside The Great Hall goes well. We may yet prevail. I seek healing, so that I may rejoin the struggle..." (12-02 01:36 GMT)

• Dallas Reinhart said "Why be satisfied with holding the line? Fight back!" (12-02 01:38 GMT)

• Slicker said "New scout report posted on CMS page of the wiki. The number of zombies in the area has dropped by around 100 in the last 24 hours, but the total number remains around 1,000. The Mall still stands, but our work here is not done!" (12-02 01:38 GMT)

• babibbit said "I got infected slashing at zeds. Healer appreciated. Why not go out and kill some too? 3 quadrents are clear with 492 on the SE corner." (12-02 01:41 GMT)

• Malcom Chainsaw said "Nearly 500 Z's outside SE, took one down and helped some people fighting, but I think that's all. Got infected while I was out there, could use some first aid." (12-02 01:51 GMT)

• A flare was fired 10 blocks to the west and 7 blocks to the north. (12-02 01:56 GMT)

• Thandar said "BTW Dennis Rader is charged with being a pedophile, a faggot who engages in acts of sodomy, a genocidal killer and is believed to have worked in a concentration camp." (12-02 02:12 GMT)

• halfbreedsmurf said "Thandar - why don't you shut the hell up about faggots and leave your fucking bullshit prejudices in the real world." (12-02 02:16 GMT)

• David Reynolds said "Halfbreedsmurf, I'd advise against taking the word of someone with Zombie Spy in their profile" (12-02 02:18 GMT)

• Alexander Antwerp said "I've got free running Rex. I just ducked outside to have a looksee at the situation. *shrugs* it happens" (12-02 02:28 GMT)

• Snowball said "*starts playing Margaritaville on his guitar*" (12-02 02:45 GMT)

• Hobel said "Ahh snowball your warming up...but look the hour is not 5 yet....:)" (12-02 03:04 GMT)

• Snowball said "You've got a point ;) I'm just making sure this thing is still tuned. I hid it in the music shop in here for the majority of the attack. Sounds in tune now.." (12-02 03:08 GMT)

• Hobel said "Good deal its great to be ready...Of course it is 5 oclock someware" (12-02 03:10 GMT)

• Reaper of the dead said "NeoPagan glad to see you here. you probably dont know me but I have an Alt up in Gatcombeton, in Calvert Mall. His name is Tag UR IT. just thought i'd say hi." (12-02 03:11 GMT)

• Snowball said "You've got a point ;) I'm just making sure this thing is still tuned. I hid it in the music shop in here for the majority of the attack. Sounds in tune now.." (12-02 03:13 GMT)

• Snowball said "Well, i'm turning in for the night, i'll be ready to play some tomorrow. Any requests? And don't touch the guitar ;)" (12-02 03:16 GMT)

• Hobel said "Hey you guys in the food court how are the frozen drinks comming?. The Tiki Bar is set also we need someone to fire up a grill we need cheese burgers" (12-02 03:18 GMT)

• GSR said "I took culinary arts in high school, does that qualify me for grill duty?" (12-02 03:20 GMT)

• The Irish Sniper said "PLEASE Heal. I'm really baddly wounded and infected. Oh, and Sgt. Whiskey is dead outside the NE section, if someone wants to rev him." (12-02 03:28 GMT)

• Dennis Rader said "Attacked by Thandar. I'm honored. Unfortunally, i am after someone else. On the other hand, you're second from my list. Dont go wandering far... i might get dissapointed if i dont see you." (12-02 03:32 GMT)

• Melani said "Von, hunny! I'm glad you're back! I was getting ready to kick ass and take names when I found out you had been killed. But all is well now. Love ya, babe! *Kisses him*" (12-02 03:34 GMT)

• Hobel said "CSR fire up that grill...Melani welcome back..what do you think of the stage..is this not the perfect key west party place?" (12-02 03:38 GMT)

• Melani said "It's simply stunning.. now where can a pretty girl get a margarita?" (12-02 03:46 GMT)

• LarryBob said "With the RRF withdrawal to Riddleybank, the HQ of the survivor front is Nichols mall in Stanbury. I'm based near there, and we will need as much help holding the mall as possible. Please assist us. -Roftwood Assault Force" (12-02 03:48 GMT)

• Storm Bringer said "Just went hunting outside with some buds....it was fun till Irish Sniper bailed on me and I got mobbed...heals are appreciated!" (12-02 03:49 GMT)

• Hobel said "Denis sorry about earlier I forgot my place sorry sir" (12-02 03:57 GMT)

• Kei Sakuno said "Whatever. Who's going to be sticking around? You can count that someone else will try and take Caiger sooner or later." (12-02 03:59 GMT)

• Lucero Capell said "Koi!" (12-02 04:00 GMT)

• Kei Sakuno said "Hey, I think I've earned the right to be called my own name, damn it! ...I mean...Glubglub." (12-02 04:01 GMT)

• Dennis Rader said "Thanks forks for the heal." (12-02 04:01 GMT)

• Melani said "Hobel, aren't we supposed to start a set about now?" (12-02 04:11 GMT)

• Zod Rhombus said "Just walked outside. There are 474 zombies outside the SE quad. There are small hordes of others outside the surrounding buildings." (12-02 04:32 GMT)

• Dennis Rader said "Kei, Damn man, i didnt know you were on the ARSE list. Want to join me to go against the new Col and the corrupted that put us on the ARSE and PK list." (12-02 04:35 GMT)

• TheyGotChuckles said "stay until all groups are done in then.." (12-02 04:39 GMT)

• Ivan Hill said "aw man some !@#$%! is eating up my Ip acceses!" (12-02 04:39 GMT)

• Travis D said "Southeast barricade at VS." (12-02 04:42 GMT)

• Smee Mgee said "Thanks, I feel much better now!" (12-02 05:06 GMT)

• Porco Rosso said "What kind of psycho freak would spraypaint that?" (12-02 05:13 GMT)

• Jimbo Bob said "Kei - I was here since before the siege, and I'm thinkin' it's about time for me to move on. Rest assured that I'll be back if the mall's ever in danger, though." (12-02 05:17 GMT)

• shaun too said "BOAT DRINKS!!!!!" (12-02 05:17 GMT)

• Jimbo Bob said "Also, I'm continually amazed at how many people came together to defend this great mall of ours. If we could get an official count for bragging purposes, that'd be awesome." (12-02 05:19 GMT)

• Takeshi Beat said "May it never fall!" (12-02 05:20 GMT)

• Nick Savage said "Thanks for patching me up Wolf, Doug Graves kept trying to murder me, but you were faster with the first aid!" (12-02 05:21 GMT)

• shaun too said "SE barricade back to V.Heavy. Now play on!" (12-02 05:22 GMT)

• Jimbo Bob said "Hey! Just noticed Oxxider is here (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=187450). He's been braggin on the forums about healing zombies. Kill him." (12-02 05:22 GMT)

• Rutter Dam said "SO MUCH PAIN!!!!" (12-02 05:26 GMT)

• Melani said "Yaye for Caiger and it's plastic trees!" (12-02 05:27 GMT)

• Takeshi Beat said "Oh no not you to Rutter!" (12-02 05:27 GMT)

• shaun too said "Calm down, Herr Rutter. Have an frozen whiskey" (12-02 05:27 GMT)

 Wolfeman said "Only 460 zombies outside the whole mall. They running scared!" (12-02 05:33 GMT)

• Dark Ewok Sith Lord said "http://www.purevolume.com/chorboys http://www.purevolume.com/chorboys http://www.purevolume.com/chorboys http://www.purevolume.com/chorboys http://www.purevolume.com/chorboys http://www.purevolume.com/chorboys http://www.purevolume.com/chorboys" (12-02 05:34 GMT)

• Wolfeman said "But I am hurt and infected. Any help would be appreciated" (12-02 05:34 GMT)

• Melani said "We have frozen whiskey?! I Want!" (12-02 05:35 GMT)

• shaun too said "((hands boat drink to Melani)) Drink up, Miss" (12-02 05:37 GMT)

• Kei Sakuno said "The CoL doesn't control the ARSE list, and besides, I know why I was added. Just a joke on Grim's part. Besides, I'm not going to get dragged into the ACC or CoL conflict. They aren't running scared, though...they're walking away because they're bored." (12-02 05:38 GMT)

• Wolfeman said "Thanks for the heals all!" (12-02 05:38 GMT)

• Rutter Dam said "Thank you Drinky... I tried to speak to the zombies, like a civil man, telling them I just wanted to cook! But 2 started eating me. I was not the dish! The theme ingredient was not Rutter!" (12-02 05:45 GMT)

• Melani said "*Takes a big drink* Yummm... thank you kind sir..." (12-02 05:47 GMT)

• Melani said "Well thank ya Crazy Dead..." (12-02 05:50 GMT)

• Wolf Rahm said "You're welcome Nick. Today I did nothing but prevent two murders in here. Why do so many survivors kill other survivors? There's so much hatred in here." (12-02 06:04 GMT)

• Serina Bane said "Hey Kei" (12-02 06:05 GMT)

• Red Foreman said "Oops, got infected! Please could someone fix me up? Err, yeah. Thanks" (12-02 06:33 GMT)

• Serina Bane said "Council of Lovers loves all of you!" (12-02 06:51 GMT)

• Kei Sakuno said "Hey there, Serina. And yes, the Council of Lovers loves everyone here. Can I go back to listening to my discman now or do I have to watch out for you, Aine or Maggy attempting to kill me for some lecherous act that I'll deny doing, but will do anyway? ;)" (12-02 07:02 GMT)

• Serina Bane said "Well you only have to fear the half naked Petro returning" (12-02 07:04 GMT)

• Kei Sakuno said "I pay my shrink lots of money to help me repress memories of my half-naked father chasing me. Now you half naked, I don't see any problems with that. =D" (12-02 07:09 GMT)

• Astara said "barricades under steady attack in SE -- went all the way down to lightly" (12-02 07:16 GMT)

• brindo said "BRING IT ON ZOMBIES!!!!" (12-02 07:17 GMT)

• A flare was fired 13 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the south. (12-02 07:21 GMT)

• M0rt1s said "russ: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, shrikey, thanks for the heal" (12-02 07:39 GMT)

• LarryBob said "MachinaeSupr3macy! Fancy meeting you here. Where's Diggs been lately? Roftwood may be threatened by the RRF soon." (12-02 07:40 GMT)

• Whacker Kindel said "healing! *gasp*" (12-02 07:49 GMT)

• Hobel said "Ahh damn I take a nap and miss the frozen drinks.well poop" (12-02 07:52 GMT)

• Shamos said "Martyr pride lisa, martyr pride." (12-02 07:55 GMT)

• Rex Strangelove said "Heed Von Luthius' words, enjoy it for a while but the siege is not over and will get worse before it gets better, check out http://s14.invisionfree.com/Urbandead_l2k/ for information about the Caiger Mall Survivors, upcoming assaults and" (12-02 08:21 GMT)

• Rex Strangelove said "and the new group that is liberating Ridleybank, the zombie homeland, as we speak http://s14.invisionfree.com/Urbandead_l2k/" (12-02 08:21 GMT)

• Rex Strangelove said "CMS: wherever the zombies attack we will be coming in large amounts" (12-02 08:23 GMT)

• shade seifer said "a few zeds outside SE, am infected, need heal pls" (12-02 09:05 GMT)

• KahleKoira said "Thanks for the heal." (12-02 09:27 GMT)

• Gordon Phreeman said "10 Z's are inside the Herman (NecroTech) Building. Many survivors inside." (12-02 09:52 GMT)

• A flare was fired 1 block to the south. (12-02 09:55 GMT)

• cirthie said "397 Zombs outside in the SE mall (and as lot of corpses)" (12-02 10:10 GMT)

• A zombie said "Mrh?" (12-02 10:43 GMT)

• seanod said "there are only 400 zombies out there, meaning most have given up. If we all took a trip outside at the same time (say 22:00 GMT) and killed a zombie each. We would flatten the rest and maybe break their spirit" (12-02 10:45 GMT)

• SprCobra said "You should get out of here and go to an NT building youll just get shot here" (12-02 10:45 GMT)

• SprCobra said "Thats a good idea" (12-02 10:46 GMT)

• Forrest's Ghost said "Hey yall don't waist revives on diehard zombie players; search percentages for them are going down and they may be only a limited number in the city." (12-02 10:58 GMT)

• A flare was fired 12 blocks to the east and 7 blocks to the north. (12-02 10:58 GMT)

• hovis said "infected got a heal?" (12-02 11:03 GMT)

• Emil Zatopek said "That's what I'm here for." (12-02 11:04 GMT)

• Super Phanus said "* with a french accent * Thanks Emil for healing !" (12-02 11:36 GMT)

• A flare was fired 12 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (12-02 11:44 GMT)

• bike said "395 standing and 365 daed bodies outside the se corner of mall only dead bodies on other corners." (12-02 11:51 GMT)

• Frank Sheppard said "54/60 HP" (12-02 12:14 GMT)

• Serin said "Zeds SE!" (12-02 12:42 GMT)

• A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 5 blocks to the south. (12-02 12:46 GMT)

• Mr Willy Wonka said "I think I need some healing. I have a bad infection." (12-02 12:54 GMT)

• David Moon said "Thanks for the healing" (12-02 12:58 GMT)

• Kei Sakuno said "One of these days, I wanna find out who the fuck keeps calling me a zerging cheater/pker." (12-02 13:02 GMT)

• Sgt Whiskey Swiper said "Crall PKed me again - I warn you - do not trust him" (12-02 13:06 GMT)

• Mr Willy Wonka said "Thank you Pecker Peckerman" (12-02 13:31 GMT)

• Ray McGill said "SE Corner under attack right now. They are in dire need of barricades." (12-02 13:38 GMT)

• Ah Penguin said "2 Z'S in SE that need to be evicted" (12-02 13:41 GMT)

• Schrau said "SE is clear. And someone get rid of that tag. Sheesh." (12-02 13:46 GMT)

• nestor23 said "Down to 388 moving around the SE corner. Definitely less feisty this morning, too. Got chomped on a bit, tho, if anyone has a spare FAK." (12-02 14:21 GMT)

• nestor23 said "Thanks, horace! Think it's a good day to spend the afternoon drinking and winging empties at zombies from the roof, if anyone wants to join me..." (12-02 14:24 GMT)

• Animelily said "I could use a little healing please! So far we're down to 395." (12-02 14:24 GMT)

• Baamuth said "Medic ! I'm hurt !" (12-02 14:34 GMT)

• StinkyD said "Damn little bitey bastards. Took two out but now I'm infected. Can I get some TLC?" (12-02 14:48 GMT)

• randi said "ZEDS in the warehouse at North! doors opened! kill them!" (12-02 15:15 GMT)

• sunnyside said "Looks like the zombies new plan to keep from getting demoralized and giving up is attacking surrounding buildings. http://zombies.desensitised.net/board/index.php?topic=3667.0 Also lets start killing them outside since we have AP to spare now" (12-02 15:34 GMT)

• Laura Leigh said "They are also standing in front of the reviv points with brainrot, I noticed. And I cannot add all of you to my contacts, either - there's a 150 limit." (12-02 15:36 GMT)

• John Fechon said "There are only 375 zombies on the se corner now. If they're faking, does it matter? We decided to leave, if they sneak back later and take the vacant mall, so what?" (12-02 15:49 GMT)

• Andrew Ridgley said "THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH Z SPIES" (12-02 16:00 GMT)

• Animelily said "Thanks for the healing!" (12-02 16:26 GMT)

• Jay Davis said "Infected after killing two Z's, please heal." (12-02 16:26 GMT)

• fuzzy logic said "where do u find phones? in the tech store?" (12-02 16:27 GMT)

• FuriousG said "Caught me a case of zombie rot. Don't supppose anyone here has a FAK they can patch me up with do they? Thanks." (12-02 16:31 GMT)

• NoEyes said "Yea, there's a bunch of cell phones lying around in the tech store down the hall." (12-02 16:34 GMT)

• FuriousG said "Thanks Fuzzy Logic! Let me know if I can ever return the favor!" (12-02 16:35 GMT)

• Big Coffin Hunter said "Thanks for the patchwork, Kurt and Dearth. I'm very obliged." (12-02 16:39 GMT)

• Grrrrarrr said "Augh! I got mauled out there! Looks like it's still somewhat dangerous. Heals please?" (12-02 16:42 GMT)

• FuriousG said "Thanks MikeZ! I didn't even see you in the list. Any more of us [PMOH] Zombie Hunters hanging around here? I saw Cdud was out in the zombie horde so he may be in need of a revive. I'm out of needles right now though..." (12-02 16:43 GMT)

• SRG IC said "Dennis Rader, is a know Pker! I'm taking him out unless anyone objects?" (12-02 16:56 GMT)

• FuriousG said "PKing each other is pointless." (12-02 17:04 GMT)

• Jim Malone said "FWIW, a Z player in a chat last night was bitching about this seige. :]" (12-02 17:05 GMT)

• Colin Laney said "Wisconsin, know that my axe blow to your head was in the name of the Amish Liberation Front, you dirty filthy heathen. We will never forget our enemies!" (12-02 17:05 GMT)

• Jim Malone said "Broke my heart, I can tell you" (12-02 17:07 GMT)

• SRG IC said "Ok, I won't harm Dennis Rader as this is a place of Human Brother hood. But you others should still be carefull of him" (12-02 17:18 GMT)

• Wisconsin Irish said "Groan. Having the Amish as enemies is like being chased in slow motion by retards." (12-02 17:21 GMT)

• SRG IC said "loool" (12-02 17:22 GMT)

• Hayabusa said "Thanks for the healing everyone." (12-02 17:22 GMT)

• ace448 said "So im here to help" (12-02 17:31 GMT)

• FireMarshallPyro said "Holy Christ! There's 448 people in here right now!" (12-02 17:40 GMT)

• JordanAgain said "whats the status of the seige?" (12-02 17:43 GMT)

• Schrau said "Fear the Amish. They've got scythes and God." (12-02 17:45 GMT)

• blackballer said "sam117 is a spy for the CoL" (12-02 17:59 GMT)

• Midnight Skye said "Why would the Council of Lovers be spying?" (12-02 18:08 GMT)

• DJ Blanc du Blancs said "Owch! Those things have teeth, apparently. Does this look infected to you?" (12-02 18:08 GMT)

• A flare was fired 13 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the north. (12-02 18:09 GMT)

• Meirleach said "I think when it starts to turn yellow that means its infected....yours is green" (12-02 18:11 GMT)

• Meirleach said "http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_feb20_2004.htm read and laugh...or at least smile a bit" (12-02 18:16 GMT)

• Meirleach said "Go dte tu an cead Midnight Skye, oh and cool name" (12-02 18:23 GMT)

• Norminator 2 said "Cheers for the heal!" (12-02 18:25 GMT)

• Midnight Skye said "Thanks, is someone in here attacking you? You keep going down to 40 even after I heal you." (12-02 18:25 GMT)

• Meirleach said "Nope no ones attacking me, I havent been here long enough to annoy anyone *that much*...yet, and I have no idea why It keeps going to 40" (12-02 18:30 GMT)

• Sean Salsa said "Thanks, Midnight Skye" (12-02 18:31 GMT)

• Midnight Skye said "Hmm, that's strange. You're welcome Sean." (12-02 18:32 GMT)

• Sean Salsa said "Thanks, Meirleach!" (12-02 18:32 GMT)

• SCDB33RM3 said "Can one of you ever so generous docs, patch me up, please?" (12-02 18:33 GMT)

• Gwaihir said "is that supposed to be irish, Meirleach?" (12-02 18:34 GMT)

• Meirleach said "yes it is Gwaihir but I might have put midnight skyes's name in the wrong place, Irish was never my favorite subject :)" (12-02 18:37 GMT)

• maletfils said "thanks for the heal Lone Fireman" (12-02 18:43 GMT)

• 6tm said "thanks double percy" (12-02 18:48 GMT)

• Percy Percy said "Least i could do." (12-02 18:49 GMT)

• Velkrin said "Fear not good people of Caiger, I have arrived. Yes, Velkrin, the greatest tactician ever, and a snazzy dresser I might add. Some of you might remember Operation Awe-Inspiring Hummus, in which we purged PKPKs from a police department in Dulston. Some" (12-02 19:09 GMT)

• Mikael Kreoss said "30+ Reinforcements on the way people, SteamThralls coming to do the damage" (12-02 19:10 GMT)

• Velkrin said "of you might remember Operation Kiss But Don't Tell, in which zombie sympathizers and necrophilia’s alike were removed from the living. Some of you might remember the lesser known, cookie jar incident, in which man and zombie banded together in order t" (12-02 19:10 GMT)

• DJ Fromfullhouse said "current zed count: 343, 400+ dead on the ground." (12-02 19:11 GMT)

• Velkrin said "slay a cookie thief. To be fair the zombie did the slaying, while I did the legwork, also called retreating. Now I have come here, to Caiger, the last of the surviving malls of Malton with decent lighting. Fear not brave defenders, I have a plan, which" (12-02 19:11 GMT)

• Velkrin said "if successful will drive the zombie menace back from whence they came…most likely Crooketon. Zombies love Crooketon; they must think it sounds like cookie-ton. Oh those wacky zombies." (12-02 19:11 GMT)

• Velkrin said "For phase one I’ll need everyone with cell phones to step forward." (12-02 19:12 GMT)

• Velkrin said "Good, good. You will be known as group number one. Group one will position itself at random points in the mall. Set your ring tones to Crazy Frog at maximum volume. Group one’s objective is to make sure the zombies don’t stay in a store for an ext" (12-02 19:12 GMT)

• Velkrin said "extended period of time. High zombie turnover is a necessity for this plan." (12-02 19:12 GMT)

• Velkrin said "Phase two will require anyone with previous mall experience, this means working in a mall or just shopping at one. You will be known as…group two. Group two will man the stores of the mall. Group two; it’s your job to make sure the zombies get the" (12-02 19:13 GMT)

• Velkrin said "worst customer service ever. I’m talking so bad that they’ll use their experience as a battle cry. No more will they say Graaaagh! Instead they will moan Cadddgggaarrr Baaadddd! Give them the wrong shoe and dress size, give them newspapers that ar" (12-02 19:13 GMT)

• Velkrin said "weeks old, books at are missing the last few pages so that you can’t tell who the killer is, empty spray cans, oxidized and corked wine, bad cheese, and when they’re distracted, steal their pants! Those who are working at the food court should serve" (12-02 19:14 GMT)

• Jack in the Back said "Bad news Velkrin - I've already drunk *everything* in the booze store. So if you plan to recreate Operation Awe-Inspiring Hummus you may need to re-think phase one." (12-02 19:14 GMT)

• Velkrin said "everything cold that should be hot, and everything hot that should be cold. I want to see ice cream that boils in the cone, burgers that are still frozen, pizzas that can be used as frisbees, cookies with pebbles in place of chocolate chips!" (12-02 19:14 GMT)

• Velkrin said "Group three will consist of anyone who has medical expertise, or experience with mechanical engineering. Group three, your job is to use the Portable Generators, found conveniently in the hardware stores, to hit the zombies with thousands of volts of" (12-02 19:15 GMT)

• Jack in the Back said "Oh I see you've something far more sinister in mind..." (12-02 19:15 GMT)

• Velkrin said "electricity. The engineers will work the generators into a portable deliberator, and the medically trained fellows will yell ‘Clear!’ and then give the zombies a good jolt. If they react with hostilities, remind them that you’re a medical professi" (12-02 19:15 GMT)

• Velkrin said "and that everyone knows you’re supposed to wear a special arm band if you don’t want to be resuscitated. After the mechanical team has finished with the generator retrofitting, go and make sure all the clocks are running counterclockwise, anticlockwi" (12-02 19:16 GMT)

• Velkrin said "for those of you who use that term." (12-02 19:16 GMT)

• Velkrin said "To paraphrase Churchill: We shall fight them in the food court, we shall fight them in the liquor stores, we shall fight them in the gun stores, the book stores, and in the lingerie department! We shall never surrender, and if this mall is overrun, do" (12-02 19:17 GMT)

• Velkrin said "not believe for a minute that I will not be shouting words of encouragement from several suburbs away." (12-02 19:17 GMT)

• Velkrin said "This is it, open the doors and then begin: Operation Outsourced Customer Service Department." (12-02 19:17 GMT)

• Meirleach said "Velkrin your obviously a zombie spy, who's sole aim is to stop people from being able to reach the barricade button in time ;)" (12-02 19:18 GMT)

• sxza said "And I would like to thank all wounded who came in in order to grant me xp... and so on" (12-02 19:19 GMT)

• Jack in the Back said "*pukes everywhere*" (12-02 19:19 GMT)

• Velkrin said "For those of you who missed part of the plan, you can find it at: http://zombies.desensitised.net/board/index.php?topic=2101.0" (12-02 19:19 GMT)

• Roads said "I" (12-02 19:19 GMT)

• Roads said "I'm at 32/60 and infected. Please help!" (12-02 19:20 GMT)

• Meirleach said "Awww damnit Jack in the Back why did you havta goan do that, I had just finished wiping up the blood!" (12-02 19:20 GMT)

• Jack in the Back said "Sorry man, it's the Martini Citro - gets me every time." (12-02 19:23 GMT)

• Meirleach said "Wait! you mean theres still some alcohol left in the mall!!!! quick tell me where ummmm its a medical emergancy I swear!" (12-02 19:28 GMT)

• Serina Bane said "Why do people always class corpses as zombies? is it to make it feel like youve killed more than there actualy is?" (12-02 19:35 GMT)

• Jack in the Back said "Sorry. Swilled it all down myself. Drunk as a lord." (12-02 19:36 GMT)

• Meirleach said "awww Jack in the Back will you at least help me make a still? And damnit Serina yes we like to think we've killed" (12-02 19:43 GMT)

• DarthPhil said "I was pretty reckless out there... will someone please patch me up?" (12-02 19:44 GMT)

• Meirleach said "awww Jack in the Back will you at least help me make a still? And Actually Serina It's because corpse generally become Zombies after a few hours" (12-02 19:44 GMT)

• Big Coffin Hunter said "YeeHaw! Found a Dos Equis XX in the liquor store and a pistol in the gun store. Drinkin' and Shootin', it's what bein' from Texas is about!" (12-02 19:45 GMT)

• Jack in the Back said "Perhaps tomorrow morning Meirleach. No... better make it the afternoon..." (12-02 19:45 GMT)

• StinkyD said "Good lord Wisconsin Irish, I nearly peed my pants laughing at that amish thing" (12-02 19:46 GMT)

• Meirleach said "Oh and Velkrin congrats at finally getting to give that speech *inside* the mall ^_^ anyway this is my second last ap so I'm going to shut up now, Titim gan eiri ort!" (12-02 19:48 GMT)

• Apsara said "wowsiggy is an a-hole PK-er. Jerk just shot me twice outside with a shotgun" (12-02 19:52 GMT)

• Apsara said "It'" (12-02 19:54 GMT)

• Apsara said "It's not like he ran out of zombies or anything, only 332 left, right on top of SE. I'm just a scientist w/ no gun skills yet. But I'm not bitter or anything" (12-02 19:57 GMT)

• Apsara said "It's not like he ran out of zombies or anything, only 332 left, right on top of SE. I'm just a scientist w/ no gun skills yet. But I'm not bitter or anything, can't you tell?" (12-02 19:57 GMT)

• Snowball said "Well guys, tis a victory indeed :) Maybe we all should change our group to Craiger Mall Survivor. That would give us a sort of unity for future strikes :)" (12-02 19:58 GMT)

• Eater of Souls said "******** FLASH TRAFFIC ******* Necro tech bldgs 6 and 7 squares SE are under active assult by CotR members. Send a little HELP. These bldgs are supply points for revive in the area. They must not fall! ******* END FLASH TRAFFIC*************" (12-02 20:01 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "*Wakes up with a hangover...whoa...I knew 3 bottles were a bit much...anyway what has happened?" (12-02 20:24 GMT)

• A flare was fired 4 blocks to the west and 4 blocks to the south. (12-02 20:26 GMT)

• Prophet of Truth said "The RRF has officially withdrawn from Caiger, admitting deafeat. Victory is assured as the zombie hordes shrink. All hail Donnie Osmond." (12-02 20:27 GMT)

• Serina Bane said "Donnie died, i killed him. And yes corpses become zombies, but many are still dead survivors and not zombie players" (12-02 20:29 GMT)

• Meirleach said "Hey being a fireman I think I should just point out that this many people being in the mall at the same time is a serious breach of the fire code" (12-02 20:33 GMT)

• comb4t said "You are inside Caiger Mall the only place in Malton where the people eat the zombies!!" (12-02 20:34 GMT)

• crazy go nuts said "took 3 more out, down to 335... infected as usual a little help por favor" (12-02 20:36 GMT)

• Nirako said "I'm afraid I'm not equipped to prevent death. However, I can reverse seventeen of them. I stocked up during the 15% era of needles, and have been conservative in use until now. Give me buzz and you'll get one in your ears." (12-02 20:39 GMT)

• Meirleach said "Aw damnit why didnt you tell me that earlier comb4t I knew those burgers tasted funny, and Serina most humans will just hit any zombies they see, so any ap wasted on *survivor zombies* helps the * zombie zombies* so they are kinda zombies" (12-02 20:40 GMT)

• Darrien Creek said "Saint Isuldor church needs its barricades removed so it can revive folks." (12-02 20:41 GMT)

• Apsara said "Thanks Audra Calais for the heal, much appreciated! Did 15% syringes come and go already? Darn, I heard some mention about it, but not that it was gone already. I guess I was too busy barricading and watching the barricades" (12-02 20:50 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "Gets back inside with a hangover*...ugh...nothing special out there to report, besides for some 300 odd zombies down at the SE corner, but you all know that...attacking out there is becoming more critical, but reckless too...now I need to lay down..." (12-02 21:04 GMT)

• Reaper of the dead said "Sorry I missed the show last night guys. i got stuck over at the church." (12-02 21:08 GMT)

• Maggy Smith said "Serina! :D You made it inside. :D" (12-02 21:11 GMT)

• LarryBob said "--- Nichols Mall in Stanbury will be requiring assistance soon. It is the base of the group that retook Riddleybank from the RRF, forcing their withdrawal. please return the favor and help defend Nichols" (12-02 21:31 GMT)

• Reaper of the dead said "can someone please tell me how someone can be at level 21 with all human skills, and no zombie skills?" (12-02 21:34 GMT)

• A flare was fired 5 blocks to the east and 7 blocks to the north. (12-02 21:56 GMT)

• Reaper of the dead said "nevermind it must have just been a glitch, it went back to level 20." (12-02 22:23 GMT)

• Liam Tell said "Where's the nearest revive point to this place?" (12-02 22:24 GMT)

• M0rt1s said "St Isidore's Church, 3 blocks NE" (12-02 22:35 GMT)

• M0rt1s said "St Isidore's Church, 3 blocks E" (12-02 22:36 GMT)

• Apsara said "Thanks for the healing, Travis!" (12-02 22:39 GMT)

• A flare was fired 7 blocks to the west and 13 blocks to the north. (12-02 22:41 GMT)

• Serina Bane said "Yeah i made it inside, and ive not even horrible murdered someone for 12 hours" (12-02 22:57 GMT)

• Nobby St J Nobbs said "Puh, that was close. I gave them singing lessons again. But while some buggers sang others attacked me again and again. But they did sing! I think there is a chance for peace." (12-02 23:00 GMT)

• Nobby St J Nobbs said "Sorry, is that my leg?" (12-02 23:02 GMT)

• Serina Bane said "Remember, Lisa says be worried, lurking here may be http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1410/spy24tl.gif" (12-02 23:08 GMT)

• Tyler Whitney0 said "MEDIC! I've been infected!" (12-02 23:13 GMT)

• Tyler Whitney0 said "Thanks doc" (12-02 23:15 GMT)

• A flare was fired 1 block to the south. (12-02 23:17 GMT)

• Tyler Whitney0 said "You guys in caiger know you're my heros right? I only just started playing at the start of the siege and I've been reading up on you guys for weeks." (12-02 23:18 GMT)

• Inspector01 said "Hi Kei!! Where's Maggy?" (12-02 23:24 GMT)

• SOS Spitfire1 said "Heal would be greatly appreciated" (12-02 23:44 GMT)

• Nirako said "Feath? Is that you? I remember you from the MotA attack at Catherine! Looks like out of the frying pan and into the fire, eh? Also, am I the only one who thinks someone made the account defend caiger mall just to swell the ranks?" (12-03 00:04 GMT)

• Animelily said "People really need to stop heavily barricading the warehouse." (12-03 00:17 GMT)

• Springfield said "se corner needs some barricading after a minor break in. I think most everyone is asleep there..." (12-03 00:35 GMT)

• Daniel Heiser said "Bill Killgore!! Add me to your contacts. Good to see an ally here, sir." (12-03 00:58 GMT)

• Daniel Heiser said "Bill Killgore!! Add me to your contacts. Good to see an ally here, sir." (12-03 00:58 GMT)

• A flare was fired 1 block to the south. (12-03 01:14 GMT)

• Cambysses said "oh crap I'm hurt. Heal please." (12-03 01:35 GMT)

• Nick Savage said "Thanks Tass, I'm really having a hard time finding FAKs!" (12-03 01:41 GMT)

• halfbreedsmurf said "neopagan - let go of some of those game trophies someday." (12-03 01:46 GMT)

• leeeehumo said "can someone plz heal me" (12-03 01:46 GMT)

• leeeehumo said "thanxs liam tell" (12-03 01:51 GMT)

• Sinister Handed said "Thanks for the heals guys. When I heard about the pullouts I decided to take a look outside for myself. Still not the safest place to be." (12-03 01:54 GMT)

• Bunge said "Help, please. I killed 3 zombies, and I still have ammo. But...my infection...fuck. Those fuckers got me bad. 27 of 60. Please. Help. Think of the children...." (12-03 01:59 GMT)

• Mike Moonshine said "infected from fight outside at 38/60 hit points...any help would be great..Thanks in Advance" (12-03 02:03 GMT)

• Erik Davis said "there you go, Bunge" (12-03 02:04 GMT)

• shaun too said "Velkrin, that's some plan. We should elect you mayor. Not of this town, of course. Someplace where your brilliance can do less damage. Hollywood. Or possibly D.C. -- either way, you are an inspiration to those who believe you." (12-03 02:14 GMT)

• Cagney said "Good god, there is way too much to read. West Molebank, both police departments are getting pounded. PPPD is dead in the water (6 soon to be zombies left). Curile has a good 30 survivors, but some high level zeds picking on them. Send help" (12-03 02:14 GMT)

• Kei Sakuno said "That was fun. Been a while since I've headed outside to kill some zombies...anyone got some first aid for a psycho like me? They got me with those teeth of theirs, atleast." (12-03 02:35 GMT)

• Kei Sakuno said "Nevermind. Thanks, Inspector." (12-03 02:35 GMT)

• Inspector01 said "Got ya covered Kei" (12-03 02:35 GMT)

• Grimlaw said "I got chomped too. took a few of them down in the process." (12-03 02:36 GMT)

• Inspector01 said "Sorry, Grimlaw, used my last FAK on Kei, I'll try to find another" (12-03 02:38 GMT)

• Grimlaw said "No problems, thanks for thinking of me :)" (12-03 02:39 GMT)

• Mario O'Hara said "Hey guys, 324 Zeds outside, 407 corpses, while doing recon I got infected, I could use a heal" (12-03 02:40 GMT)

• Mcandy RPG Maker said "Hey, anyone notice the mobile phone tower was up? Well, it is! Make sure you all get some phones so you can keep in touch. We're working on getting a signal or the other side of Caiger, but for now, use it while you can." (12-03 03:07 GMT)

• A Velociraptor said "Hey, I'm hurt, could use some healing. What's this I hear about the zombies quitting?" (12-03 03:13 GMT)

• Nirako said "Dropped a zed and got out with nothing but an uninfected bite. Don't know why the damage isn't showing up, though. I'm not complainging." (12-03 03:28 GMT)

• DarthPhil said "Thank you, Audra, Anne..." (12-03 04:36 GMT)

• John Fechon said "I had the same thing happen when i went outside. Zombies were attacking and infecting me, but when I would shoot back, the damage and infection were gone. I didn't see any heal msg's" (12-03 05:03 GMT)

• Axe McDougal said "killed a couple of zs in the big stack, not many awake atm, but I still managed to get infected. (25/60)" (12-03 05:04 GMT)

• Giant Tool said "I'm going on a hunting trip. Come along for the ride, if you feel like starting a skirmish. I'll be right outside." (12-03 05:34 GMT)

• Storm Bringer said "Unorganized zombies don't stand a chance, we just mow em down..." (12-03 05:40 GMT)

• Giant Tool said "Nice Skirmish! about 6 of us took out about a dozen of them. It was a bloodbath! There are only about 275 Zs left outside the SE corner. I could use a heal tho. They are still dangerous... :)" (12-03 05:41 GMT)

• Takeshi Beat said "Ive taken a beatig out there and became infected, I need help quick." (12-03 05:57 GMT)

• Krulle said "Help! Please! I'm down to 9 HP and I'm out of FAK's and AP. It's still dangerous outside the SE corner. But, who would have thought that we'd think 200+ zeds wasn't that many..." (12-03 06:03 GMT)

• ElBarto said "Player defend caiger mall, 50 hp, lvl 1 scout, 0 xp......is anyone thinking what i'm thinking" (12-03 06:18 GMT)

• Bunge said "Thanks for the health everyone. If we need a cell tower in Chudleyton someone speak up. I have a couple of people ready to go, I'll just need a few volunteers to get it started." (12-03 06:30 GMT)

• Archer44 said "I" (12-03 07:04 GMT)

• Archer44 said "I'll go to a cell tower. It's boring here." (12-03 07:05 GMT)

• Archer44 said "I got an infected bite. Need a heal." (12-03 07:11 GMT)

• RunAmuck70 said "st. lazars (3 SW, 2 S) has been broken into. 9 zeds inside. barricaded back up to heavy but could use some help." (12-03 08:20 GMT)

• Takeshi Beat said "Thanks for the meds Faesearas, its much appreciated." (12-03 08:56 GMT)

• A flare was fired 5 blocks to the west and 4 blocks to the north. (12-03 10:04 GMT)

• crazy go nuts said "took out 5 more, out of ammo and infected, medic!" (12-03 10:40 GMT)

• Throkkus Maximus said "SE quadrant under attack at this time!!" (12-03 10:43 GMT)

• fuego burte said "wow in the time it took for 2 attacks i lost 27hp, please help.. hot nurses appreciated" (12-03 10:44 GMT)

• fuego burte said "barricaded the se but must rest for tomorrows battle" (12-03 10:46 GMT)

• cirthie said "208 zombie left :)" (12-03 10:57 GMT)

• Corporal Nick1 said "I could use some medical attention please... falling asleep...." (12-03 11:45 GMT)

• Ohelo Papa said "SE corner just got under attack. help with barricading it back up please. i got quite soem nasty bites and could use a heal or two." (12-03 11:58 GMT)

• bike said "whooooo" (12-03 12:01 GMT)

• bike said "we are winning, on my way to teh south to baricade" (12-03 12:02 GMT)

• bike said "looked and there was exacrly 200 standing 500 dead outside the doors of this corner...now time to shot some heads" (12-03 12:08 GMT)

• Edgar Hines said "Let us all fight to our deaths! We will die still clutching our firearms, axes, bats, and crowbars! Never give up!" (12-03 12:10 GMT)

• Edgar Hines said "Also, we need to have an item trade system so the more experienced people can help those without weapons." (12-03 12:11 GMT)

• Dennis Rader said "You're right, PKing IS a waste of time. SRG IC, I know I will not PK you, for that, I am in debt. But you could have prevented murder. Murder of Syntax. Yes, he's dead now because of you. Next time you see a PKer, DONT ask for second opinion and kill him!" (12-03 12:27 GMT)

• Thumble said "Damn deaders just don't appreciate the importance of good oral hygiene" (12-03 14:46 GMT)

• Groob said "It appears the number of zombies outside has gone down. Is this a trick to get us to lower our gaurd? or are we really winning?" (12-03 15:00 GMT)

• Brad Majors said "Janet! I've finally found you! Are you alright? What did Dr. Frank-N-Furter do?!" (12-03 15:00 GMT)

• lugia903 said "SHUUUUUUUUUT UP! You people generate more chatter than ten thousands baboons slamming on a keyboard for a month! My fingers are sore from having to scroll down alllll this way to hit the Speak button." (12-03 15:11 GMT)

• lugia903 said "SHUUUUUUUUUT UP! You people generate more chatter than ten thousands baboons slamming on a keyboard for a month! My fingers are sore from having to scroll down alllll this way to hit the Speak button." (12-03 15:11 GMT)

• A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 4 blocks to the south. (12-03 15:21 GMT)

• John Finnegan said "Someone barricade the warehouse. It was completely unbarricaded." (12-03 15:29 GMT)

• BlueRing said "Man, the clerks in that gun store must have been a bunch of idiots. All the guns I find still have rounds in them." (12-03 15:41 GMT)

• Grrrrarrr said "Thank you all very much. I feel a lot better now." (12-03 15:47 GMT)

• defend caiger mall said "With about 400 players in here there's bound to be a lot of chatter" (12-03 15:48 GMT)

• Meirleach said "chatters fun! oh and weekend overtime sucks! :(" (12-03 15:52 GMT)

• Cyrus138 said "Thanks for the heal Mr. Banks" (12-03 15:53 GMT)

• Liolei said "Thank you for the healing" (12-03 16:22 GMT)

• zxe said "Use the Needles - It's a far better strategy! Instantly kill zombs - and force them to lose AP standing up, finding windows and jumping out. Plus, you are healing potential humans. Bullets are for the brain rot." (12-03 16:28 GMT)

• Schrau said "It's a less useful tactic now that syringe drops have been lowered." (12-03 16:31 GMT)

• Schrau said "Save revives for those who really need it, and headshot the rest." (12-03 16:31 GMT)

• Kei Sakuno said "With the lowered percentage to find needles, that's a pretty fucked up strategy and a waste of syringes. Besides, we outnumber the zombies outside." (12-03 16:34 GMT)

• Wolfeman said "Only 143 zombies left outside but I could use a heal or two now" (12-03 16:35 GMT)

• Meirleach said "Caiger Mall go braugh!" (12-03 16:35 GMT)

• Meirleach said "this mall is now a designated hugging zone??? whats all that about?" (12-03 16:57 GMT)

• Feralclaw said "So... this is the true face of humanity..." (12-03 17:02 GMT)

• Feldscher said "Barricades under attack" (12-03 17:08 GMT)

• Derek Hydrick said "Medic!" (12-03 17:16 GMT)

• Derek Hydrick said "Thanks Tenma" (12-03 17:18 GMT)

• Tenma said "np" (12-03 17:19 GMT)

• Tim O'Leary said "Whew... 137 Z's outside, 537 bodies, and I didn't take so much as a scratch in the time it took to unload 6 pistol clips. The tides have turned, me thinks." (12-03 17:23 GMT)

• Derek Hydrick said "only 137 of the bastards left standing. HAH! Looks to me like we've got the mall back for good this time lads. HURRAH!" (12-03 17:24 GMT)

• lljkPolitical said "It's pretty much open season on the zombies outside. I went out there to get some XP yesterday and like 10 people showed up to join me at knocking them down. They aren't much of a threat- use them for XP. MAKE SURE you have enough AP to get back in." (12-03 17:30 GMT)

• nestor23 said "Down to 137 outside SE; took down 2 without so getting so much as a nibble. Keep up the good work, gang!" (12-03 17:31 GMT)

• fuzzy logic said "NOONE IS TO STONE ANYONE UNTIL I BLOW THIS WHISTLE" (12-03 17:39 GMT)

• Drunkentech said "*throws a stone at fuzzy logic* ;-)" (12-03 17:47 GMT)

• Meirleach said "Hey I just googlismed my name and appartenly I'm good at not dying" (12-03 17:54 GMT)

• Drunkentech said "Any chance of a heal? I went outside to have a chat with the zombies, but they didn't take kindly to my advice of giving up and going home." (12-03 17:56 GMT)

• Lax said "We should organize a mass bukakke attack on them. Nobody masturbate for the next few days." (12-03 18:23 GMT)

• Mario O'Hara said "LOL @ Lax" (12-03 18:23 GMT)

• Melani said "The Warehouse is at heavily... Had to go to St. Izzy's to get in...can someone go break it down a bit? Be cautious of the ever decreasing Rotter #'s I keep hearing it's a trick..." (12-03 18:29 GMT)

• Kyle Silverton said "About 250 zeds (including dead bodies), mostly in front of the SE corner, I saw at least three or four leave while I was out there; looks like we may very well have won this." (12-03 18:34 GMT)

• Guado said "Heal please. looks like the zeds are starting to give up" (12-03 18:49 GMT)

• DarthPhil said "I killed two zombies, but two more double teamed me... will someone please heal me?" (12-03 19:26 GMT)

• DarthPhil said "Thanks, IanD and Shrikey. I owe you both, friends." (12-03 19:47 GMT)

• Frank Sheppard said "COMFORTABLY NUMB! ADD ME TO YOUR CONTACTS LIST! IT'S Te(V)plar!" (12-03 19:48 GMT)

• Zaruthustra said "The promised land at last! Looks like I didn't miss all the fun, still plenty of zeds outside." (12-03 20:03 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "500 bodies?...doesn't this strike anybody as seriously friggin weird?...this fight ain't over yet, not even close..." (12-03 20:12 GMT)

• Archer44 said "Killed some zombies outside. Down to 33 HP." (12-03 20:25 GMT)

• Feralclaw said "Always outnumberd you all are." (12-03 20:53 GMT)

• Lil Ze said "Is everyone aware that the SE corner has been occupied by 108 zombies? Thought it might be important." (12-03 21:03 GMT)

• Lil Ze said "umm no it hasn'r, sorry..." (12-03 21:05 GMT)

• lljkPolitical said "You know what, I dont even give a shit about the 300 zombies outside, I am just thankful that those retarded role players thinking they are a band have shut the fuck up." (12-03 21:21 GMT)

• Scrollhaven said "Thanks for the heals, guys. I took out 2 zombies, but they were alive and kicking." (12-03 21:23 GMT)

• Weirdbeard said "thanks for the heals, zed is dropping fast oustide, everyone should consider it a strategy, they will stand and when they do expect to have 700 zed with 50 or 40 ap to spend, they are playing opossum nothing more" (12-03 21:32 GMT)

• Meirleach said "Damnit your right lljkPolitical i really haven't been talking enough lately, Well dont worry because for the next ummm 6 hours, I never ever ever going to shut up yeah!!!! ^_^ talking is fun" (12-03 21:40 GMT)

• Janet Weiss said "Brad... your alive! Well, I went up to his lab... it was awful. Why did you come to Malton... it's not safe here. I have to go to Becktown now, but I have my phone with me." (12-03 21:41 GMT)

• Janet Weiss said "You don't understand Meirleach, like a fly... those idiots minds possess so few brain cells, that they can actually notice the tiny fraction of a second they save on scrolling when you subtract the roleplay comments from the great bulk of tactical stuff." (12-03 21:43 GMT)

• NOFX985 said "hey I was wondering if I could join the Caiger Mall Survivors, if you're in that group I wanna join" (12-03 21:54 GMT)

• Alex Goldstein said "Barricades in SE corner are under active attack!! Help needed!" (12-03 21:57 GMT)

• 6tm said "Can soneone heal me please?" (12-03 21:59 GMT)

• GSR said "SE corner back to EH." (12-03 22:00 GMT)

• Meirleach said "Alas such a pity everyone can not have an intellect such as we possess, I bid thee good fortune on your journey Ms.Weiss" (12-03 22:01 GMT)

• Melani said "lljkPolitical, please tell me what harm it does to rp? It's not like we don't help when needed. I barricade and kill ombies just like you. If I wanna spend ap on talking them that's my fucking choice." (12-03 22:12 GMT)

• Melani said " Least I don't put people down for trying to be interesting. So why don't you keep your nast comments to yourself?" (12-03 22:13 GMT)

• Meirleach said "I fear he wont be able to come up with an intellible reply Melani ^_^" (12-03 22:24 GMT)

• DJ Blanc du Blancs said "Meirleach, Healer Extraordinaire!" (12-03 22:25 GMT)

• shaggyJimmy said "Hey guys... XP for everyone, get it while it's free. But I'm pretty scratched up after the long fight. Anything anyone can do for a fighter?" (12-03 22:30 GMT)

• Storm Bringer said "Down to 100 zeds outside, the mall is OURS!" (12-03 22:30 GMT)

• Melani said "lol Meirleach. I just don't understand some people's rage... Then when you come back at them, they're like 'duuuuuuhhhhh....' ;)" (12-03 22:33 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "It's amazing how people here get along so well...*sarcasm*" (12-03 22:40 GMT)

• Meirleach said "I actually enjoy a good argument Jack Ryman its just that some people dont bother to put any effort or humour into their replies hence the duuuuuuuh" (12-03 22:44 GMT)

• Melani said "Hey I get alnog fine with people till they insult me... *shrugs* I never did anything to be called a retard... In my opinion at least. And I don't go aroung insulting others either.. Until they give me reason to..." (12-03 22:50 GMT)

• Bard Hastard said "Thankyou, Stormcrow!" (12-03 22:52 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "Oh I understand that, Meirleach...I just don't want it to turn seriously for no reason at all...then people end up killing each other...and yall keep an eye out for Machival over there...he's a PKer..." (12-03 22:53 GMT)

• A flare was fired 7 blocks to the east and 8 blocks to the south. (12-03 23:22 GMT)

• bilko said "SE barricades are going down send help NOW!!!" (12-03 23:23 GMT)

• bilko said "SE barricades are going down send help NOW!!!" (12-03 23:23 GMT)

• von Lohengramm said "hm? they seem to be ok..." (12-03 23:25 GMT)

• Darth Vader said "They look good to me but I know him and if he said it, you can bet on it. Bilkos been around for a while and he hasn't been wrong as long as I've been following him." (12-03 23:37 GMT)

• Darth Vader said "We are down to only 83 Zombies moving outside the SE corner and dropping fast. 500+ dead bodies on the ground. They are up to something!! Got bitten could use some anti-infectant. Hurts when I talk or move." (12-03 23:43 GMT)

• A 14 year old girl said "I just went outside and attacked the horde outside the SE corner, dropping 3 and wounding many others!" (12-03 23:45 GMT)

• A 14 year old girl said "Only 81 left standing outside! We are winning! Time to start taking the fight to them again!" (12-03 23:45 GMT)

• A 14 year old girl said "lets lower the barricades on the Libraries and make them entry points agin." (12-03 23:46 GMT)

• Melani said "My guess is that most of the bodies are going to stand at the same time and try to being us down. I'd say be wary of the possible outcomes..." (12-03 23:49 GMT)

• A flare was fired 11 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (12-04 00:05 GMT)

• A flare was fired 11 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (12-04 00:05 GMT)

• A flare was fired 12 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (12-04 00:09 GMT)

• nestor23 said "Down to 76 outside the SE corner, but w/ 531 on the ground. Don't like the look of that much at all, man. On the plus side, they ain't too feisty, if anyone wants a whack at 'em!" (12-04 00:18 GMT)

• Dr Viktim said "Keep in mind that their strategy may be to wait five days to disappear off screen so that they can lull us into a sense of security." (12-04 00:42 GMT)

• Cohort Comite said "Nearly five-hundred fifty fiends lie before the Great Hall...they wait for the right moment to strike...the air is still tainted with evil." (12-04 01:03 GMT)

• Bowles said "Can everyone make sure all 4 quadrants of the mall are on alert as to the presence of the 500 bodies? it would be easy to miss, and i am out of spraycans" (12-04 01:16 GMT)

• Hobel said "Melani i am glad you kept up the good fight" (12-04 01:18 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "It would be pointless to tag the Mall, cuz some idiot would just spray some nonsense over it..." (12-04 01:25 GMT)

• Nastina said "Thats what you get for commiting unprovoked murder, Fantion." (12-04 01:45 GMT)

• A flare was fired 4 blocks to the north. (12-04 01:47 GMT)

• JackKetch said "Walton Simons executed for crimes against humanity." (12-04 01:50 GMT)

• OnionDoc said "Hi! *snaps a picture* I've read about the famous Caiger Mall Survivors. Could you, who are members of them please sign this picture for me? That would be great." (12-04 01:52 GMT)

• OnionDoc said "I also wanted to take a picture with me and the 1000 zombies, but there were only 50 left and 550 corpses. Not so nice for a picture." (12-04 01:52 GMT)

• Hobel said "*Grabes oniondoc's picture* I will sign it from the Malton Lonley heart club band" (12-04 01:53 GMT)

• Hobel said "Well OnionDoc you see the day after Thanksgiving sale is over so the crowds are leaving. But there is a line forming over there for the Xbox 360" (12-04 01:54 GMT)

• Kei Sakuno said "You don't want my signature. I'm apparently not so liked around here...y'know, being a zerger and pker. ;) I still wanna know who the fuck keeps spreading that rumor." (12-04 01:57 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "Everybody here that fights for Caiger is a Caiger Mall Survivor...you just gotta make an effort like all of us been doing, Onion...though if you're not cut out for fighting, then I suggest you get to a safer or don't go outside when the bodies rise..." (12-04 01:57 GMT)

• Kei Sakuno said "45-50 outside the se corner. Mostly ferals, I imagine." (12-04 02:05 GMT)

• Geostigma said "Thanks for the heals." (12-04 02:08 GMT)

• OnionDoc said "Kei, your profile says your a member of The CMS. So yes, I want your signature. I thought I collect some pictures of the big groups in Malton. CMS is the biggest, most famous, so I start here. Please, Kei, sign the picture." (12-04 02:22 GMT)

• Kei Sakuno said "Fine, fine...you win, dude. Just don't see why someone'd want the signature of the son of two of the most dangerous zombies in Malton. *quickly signs the picture* Gotta admit, it was fun fighting against mom and dad." (12-04 02:26 GMT)

• Shounen Bat said "st. isidore's, 3 blocks east, needs help. bout 20 outside and 5 inside. dropped 5 and shored up bars" (12-04 02:27 GMT)

• Melani said "Damn I wish I had the ap to go and drop some Rotters..." (12-04 02:35 GMT)

• Sinneslust said "46 zombies right below us. That's it for the mall." (12-04 02:43 GMT)

• cagekicker said "The latest news I have heard is that the RRF really have abandoned the siege, due to the fact that in order to relieve pressure on Caiger, humans have started to reoccupy Ridleybank. I do not have any news about the other zombie groups though." (12-04 02:44 GMT)

• Meirleach said "^_^ hey Kei you never did get to polish your dads crowbar did you?" (12-04 02:49 GMT)

• Inspector01 said "I need healing. Infected with only 28 of 60 HP left *passes out*" (12-04 02:50 GMT)

• SGD said "Hey guys, I know it seems like we've won the mall and it's time to party and leave, but there's still over 500 bodies lying outside the SE. They're probably mostly RRF members waiting to come back up with ankle grab and 49 AP to attack with." (12-04 02:54 GMT)

• Inspector01 said "Thank you Meirlach" (12-04 02:54 GMT)

You say "Well, personally, I really enjoy the band."

• Hobel said "Ahh Quinn Inuit, thanks its nice to have fans. What do you say Melani why wast ap's fighitng zombies...shall I fire up the Pa system and lets have a round" (12-04 02:57 GMT)

• Kyle Silverton said "Wow...Kai Sakuno...its an honor. Could you autograph this photo for me? Please sign it to..Zbay..." (12-04 03:12 GMT)

• Hobel said "Kai Sakuno..would tyou please sign this drumhead for me also?" (12-04 03:13 GMT)

• A flare was fired 7 blocks to the north. (12-04 03:16 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "*Looks at them* people asking for autographs in a post-apocalyptic city?...ah what the hell...I've seen worse I guess..." (12-04 03:18 GMT)

• Hobel said "Jack Ryman, would you sign the drumhead too...no better yet here sign these offical Jimmy Buffet Congo drums" (12-04 03:20 GMT)

• John Fechon said "Just went outside, 36 zombies standing, 560 on the ground. Anyone else having accuracy issues? I just missed at least 12 out of 15 shots, and i have 65%" (12-04 03:24 GMT)

• Elijah Black Jr said "I was thinking, we have four areas of the mall. Why don't we separate people who want to be healers in one corner, attackers in another, and wounded in another. Then people can form an attack squad by grabbing some attackers and healers" (12-04 03:37 GMT)

• Hobel said "Melani!!!!! I was worried I missed you. Shall we sing..or is this a fighiting night?" (12-04 03:50 GMT)

• Melani said "I think that we should worry about all the bodies building up. It seems really suspicious... and like I've said before.. I keep hearing things about a false retreat of the Rotters, just to come back and get us in the end..." (12-04 03:52 GMT)

• Slunchy said "I used to proform first-aid on people during the main seage. Does anyone know where I can be most useful now?" (12-04 03:53 GMT)

• Melani said "If you wanna set it up and I can get a chorus out without being called an idiot or a retard.. let's go for it." (12-04 03:53 GMT)

• Hobel said "How can someone with a voice as wonderfull as yours be called an idiot no, you are a give to us all *switches on the power to the pa*" (12-04 03:57 GMT)

• Melani said "*looks around* Any objections to the band playing a couple songs? Any requests?" (12-04 03:58 GMT)

• Meirleach said " lljkPolitical hasn't been active for a while so I doubt you'll be called a retard Melani ^_^" (12-04 03:59 GMT)

• Sola Luna said "PLAY MR. ROBOTO! WHOOOOOH!" (12-04 03:59 GMT)

• Hobel said "OK Mr Roboto....let me fire up the old keyboard...to get that old school sound." (12-04 04:01 GMT)

• Hobel said "I did get a request from the crowed for the electric slide. So if everyone could move some of the tables from the food court to make room that would be great." (12-04 04:01 GMT)

• Melani said "Well Sola Luna, I'm sure it will sound a bit dirrferent beacuse we don't have synthisizers and I'm a girl but, I think I can do that... Mr. Roboto for Sola Luna!" (12-04 04:02 GMT)

• Sola Luna said "Awsome! Haven't heard that song for a long time." (12-04 04:04 GMT)

• Melani said "It's nice to know people can still party even in a post apocoliptic city! (and on a OCC side note.. please excuse my typonese ^.^)" (12-04 04:05 GMT)

• Sola Luna said "Only if you know the right clubs. ;)" (12-04 04:06 GMT)

• Melani said "Right... Hey Hobel, have ever thought of playing at any clubs? How bout some more requests people? Migh as well make this good!" (12-04 04:09 GMT)

• Weirdbeard said "anyone wishing to participate in Caiger Mall Survivors strategy and planning register at the forums, there is still a lot of battles ahead http://s14.invisionfree.com/Urbandead_l2k/" (12-04 04:13 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "Hobel, you serious?..." (12-04 04:13 GMT)

• Melani said "Anyone got a guitar I can borrow? or wanna come up here and play? How 'bout a couple slow songs... any suggestions?" (12-04 04:13 GMT)

• Weirdbeard said "play midnight special for Rex Strangelove" (12-04 04:15 GMT)

• Meirleach said "what kind of music do you and hobel play Melani? do you know the song forever autumn? (ooc: theres a low quality version online here: http://www.blueyze.com/foreverautumn.html)" (12-04 04:16 GMT)

• Melani said "We sing about anything,'cepty maybe rap only cus I can't rap, And Von Luthius, my boyfriend and Band Manager does a mean 'If you're happy and you know it'. Midnight Special for Rex Strangelove from Weirdbeard followed by Forever Autumn for Meirleach" (12-04 04:22 GMT)

• Melani said "Here Last kiss from Pearl Jam to everyone who has lost a loved one... Keep strong!" (12-04 04:30 GMT)

 Hobel said "Fires up the drums for pear jam. Of course Jack ryman I am serious. Thanks you malton and good night. See you next time Melani" (12-04 04:37 GMT)

 Melani said "Next time Hobel! Thank you Caiger mall you've been great!" (12-04 04:38 GMT)

•  SGD said "Oh! oh! I request 'If you're happy and you know it'! And yes, the RRF officially surrendered, but they're rumored to be planning an attack from the dead sometimes soon. Go to http://s14.invisionfree.com/Urbandead_l2k/ for more info" (

• SGD said "by the way, when I said 'surrendered' I meant 'admitted defeat at caiger mall'" (12-04 04:41 GMT)

• Hobel said "Ok one last time...everyone...If your happy and you know it, headshoot a zed, if your happy and you know it headshoot a zed, if your happy and you know it and you really want to show it if your happy and your know it headshoot a zed" (12-04 04:42 GMT)

• Guado said "Why the hell arent the zed's rising. They each could have 50 AP by now." (12-04 04:42 GMT)

• Guado said "Why the hell arent the zed's rising. They each could have 50 AP by now." (12-04 04:43 GMT)

• Guado said "Why the hell arent the zed's rising. They each could have 50 AP by now." (12-04 04:44 GMT)

• seanod said "only 5 zombies standing outside" (12-04 04:57 GMT)

• cagekicker said "It's important to remember that even if RRF are leaving to retake Ridleybank, the MOA and COR are still out there. Those bastards are organised." (12-04 05:00 GMT)

• Bobins1 said "yay finally revived.. after the attack last week. lol" (12-04 05:10 GMT)

• Bunge said "If it's true that all the zombies are dead, then it's obvious that they've been attacking each other to die and disappear as quickly as possible. This is a well organized group. The seige has yet to begin." (12-04 05:16 GMT)

You say "Thank you, Hobel. It's an honor to share the stage with the Band. (Taps the keys experimentally.) Ah, excellent. All right, to the tune of Piano Man, by Billy Joel: Zombie Man."

It's nine A.M. on a Saturday

The regular crowd shambles in

There's a zombie sitting next to me

Who sadly has lost all his skin

He says, "Grrr argh bargh argh argh

Harm argh harma argh har ma bar"

I wish I understood the poor fella now

But my translator's at home

Ar ar ar, ar ar ar ar

Ar ar, arm arm ar ar ar

Sing us a song, you're the zombie man

Sing us of human chow

Well, we're all in the mood for some brainz right now

But we'll settle for your music somehow

Now Tyrant at the bar is a kill of mine

I PK'd him in Owlesleybank

And he sometimes misses human hugs and human kisses

But for his love of brains he gives thanks

He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me."

As the Zombie Hunter headshot him down

And though he was right I'll see him tonight

You can't keep a good zombie down

Oh, Ar ar ar, ar ar ar ar

Ar ar, arm arm ar ar ar

Now Graagh is a former scientist

Who never should've made that drug

And he's chompin' on Bobby, who was in the lobby

Of a safehouse that came all unplugged

And the COL is practicing politics

As the Vengabeans slowly get stoned

Yes they're sharing a drink they call Server Lag

Which means Kevan's playing alone

Sing us a song, you're the zombie man

Sing us of human chow

Well, we're all in the mood for some brainz right now

But we'll settle for your music somehow

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday

And the zombies give me a smile

'Cause they like all my songs and they grunt along

Which really puts a cramp in my style

And the zombies, they sound like a Dead film

And the microphone smells like dry blood

And they sit at the bar and put brainz in my jar

And say, "Ar, ar ar harm-barg-agh"

Oh, Ar ar ar, ar ar ar ar

Ar ar, arm arm ar ar ar

Sing us a song, you're the zombie man

Sing us of human chow

Well, we're all in the mood for some brainz right now

But we'll settle for your music somehow

You say "(Quinn gets up and takes a quick bow.) That's all, folks. Good night! You've been a lovely audience."

• shaun too said "(((clapping for the man behind the keys)))" (12-04 05:37 GMT)

• Buck Shotski said "I just got BodyBldg & would greatly appreciate a heal." (12-04 05:38 GMT)

• Daniel Heiser said "Bravo, Bravo! Simply wonderful!!" (12-04 05:39 GMT)

• Daniel Heiser said "Quinn, we all need great people like you. Especially in a Zombie Appocalypse." (12-04 05:46 GMT)

• AliaSnap said "i hate hate hate when people steal my kills. you get a zombie down to 5 HP and some ass sneaks in and gets the last hit. jerks." (12-04 05:47 GMT)

• spad1 said "2 zombies in the church!!!! Where the hell did the rest of them go????" (12-04 05:49 GMT)

• SOS Spitfire1 said "W00000t Encore Encore" (12-04 05:52 GMT)

• Daniel Heiser said "@Quinn: Read this (and lokk at the IMG's) [http://zsurbandead.proboards56.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1133565900] I'm 'Olam' there." (12-04 05:56 GMT)

• A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 5 blocks to the north. (12-04 06:03 GMT)

• ElBarto said "hey, von Lohengramm. add me to your contacts" (12-04 06:05 GMT)

You say "Sorry, Spitfire, but that's all there is, and there isn't any more ('cause I'm low on AP). btw, I'm Enoch on the NMD forum. Daniel: that was pretty funny, thanks for the link. If it makes you feel any better, I'd probably have missed that, too."

• Weirdbeard said "But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here, Ev'rybody's gonna jump for joy." (12-04 07:09 GMT)

• cagekicker said "T^hough someone will probably PK you for that song, I have to say that that was fucking hilarious *stands and applauds*" (12-04 07:09 GMT)

• Weirdbeard said "You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn." (12-04 07:10 GMT)

• Midnight Skye said "Kei Sakuno: Hero of Caiger Mall! Anyone who says otherwise answers to me." (12-04 07:17 GMT)

• Hayabusa said "Everyone stock up on syringes, FAK's and Ammo, I have a feeling that they are all going to stand up at roughly the same time. And when they do we need to be ready." (12-04 07:34 GMT)

• Erik Davis said "All the zombies outside are dead on the ground. I killed the only one I saw standing there. We ought to pour some gas on the bodies and burn them." (12-04 07:58 GMT)

• JediMastaYoda said "How are you gentlemen !! I'm here as the representative of the Children of the Darque, always ready to dispense a nice ass-whupping to zombies." (12-04 08:01 GMT)

• Kei Sakuno said "I really wanna know who the hell keeps tagging that on the wall." (12-04 08:06 GMT)

• Aaron Green said "someone kill quin s he shutsfck up" (12-04 08:35 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "Well sadly we can't burn the damn corpses..so we gotta stock up on some serious ammo to get ready for probably another big invasion...only this time they'll probably know our tactics and rip us a new one..." (12-04 08:39 GMT)

• A flare was fired 4 blocks to the east and 11 blocks to the south. (12-04 08:48 GMT)

• ZANoza said "whoa... all zeds are lying dead outside.. about 553 uotside SE and a minor quantity in the others.. i think.. the battle is about to be won" (12-04 09:26 GMT)

• Frank Sheppard said "Won my ass! They're going to get up at the same time and try to overrun us! Load up on ammo and prepare for hell. This is getting a lot uglier before it gets any better. Damn these bastards are coordinated." (12-04 09:37 GMT)

• Jack Ryman said "I'm already loaded up with 60 Handgun bullets and 4 Shotgun shells and my trusty knife...I ain't going back outside till the situation gets serious (OOC: and cuz I don't need anymore XPs...and no I don't wanna die for new lvls)" (12-04 09:48 GMT)

• Weirdbeard said "Kei ill bet you dollars to dogfood that its bankhead or a clone, everyone register at http://s14.invisionfree.com/Urbandead_l2k/ for information about the mall and current attacks etc" (12-04 10:07 GMT)

• OnionDoc said "Hey Weirdbeard, you seem to be one of the organisers here. Could you give me an autograph too? I'm collecting autographs of the bigger groups in Malton. I took this photo of this bunch of sleepers earlier on and asked, but you did not seem to have heard." (12-04 10:36 GMT)

• OnionDoc said "Would be nice to have your signature too." (12-04 10:36 GMT)

• Kei Sakuno said "I'll take my father's word for it. He may be a rotter, but he's honorable enough to trust when he says the RRF is pulling back. My mom is also a general of the minions, and I trust her when the apocalypse lord ordered the minions to pull back." (12-04 10:40 GMT)

• Trasher Jones said "Do not be lulled into a false sense of security. There are over 500 corpses lying, waiting at the SE corner. Once they decide to get up and attack, we have to be ready to repel them again." (12-04 10:47 GMT)

• OnionDoc said "If I were a zombie leader, I'd let all those corpses fade out (after 5 days) so you guys feel really safe. THEN attack in maybe two 1h sequences. - Good luck." (12-04 11:15 GMT)

• JediMastaYoda said "The suspense is killing me. I need some alcohol and some sleep." (12-04 11:21 GMT)

• A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the south. (12-04 12:51 GMT)

• A flare was fired 13 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the south. (12-04 13:27 GMT)

• Animelily said "how many people are stocked up on first aid kits, because if they start attacking, we'll start getting alot of infected people." (12-04 13:38 GMT)

• Kuni said "Unbelieveable! There is only 1 zombie left outside!" (12-04 14:08 GMT)

• Miles O'Smiles said "thanks for the heals :)" (12-04 14:56 GMT)

• Noodlez said "Thank you Meirleach :)" (12-04 15:31 GMT)

• A flare was fired 5 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the south. (12-04 16:17 GMT)

• Truncheon Squats said "I heard that Nicholls Mall is about to come under attack. If I hear the Jazz Blues of Despair from the members of The Quintet that are still over there, I'm going to have to go to their aid" (12-04 18:40 GMT)

• LH Jaxom said "holy hell 1200 Z's outside SW corner... all the dead ones stood up.... we under attack run east" (12-04 18:58 GMT)

• ace448 said "the good thing about us holding this mall is that the feral Zeds will leave. Just As people are going to desert this mall theres no pint of being a lone zed when the mall is full of people waiting to get in that head shot." (12-04 19:05 GMT)

• Kensy said "we got them all... 503...I got the last one, but they are begining to rise... Congratulations to you all ffor holding out" (12-04 19:08 GMT)

• You say "I was just outside, and there weren't more than a dozen zombies in the visible squares. More were getting up as I moved, though."

• serpico said "Saromu4, don't ever use the revival needle as a weapon again. You revived me as a combat action, now you take the consequences. Humans have better aim and damage than zoms, so learn your lesson." (12-05 00:31 GMT)

• Primevil said "serpico, Hey thats proof that the Undying Scourge is still here. THEY NEVER LEFT!!!!" (12-05 00:37 GMT)

• major disaster said "Necro in west Becktown is under attack! SW of here, 19 Z inside. I took some shots and tried to barricade but they are still in there. go help people!!! It will fall if you don't help. go go go!!! I am out of AP and need to get more ammo. please help them" (12-05 00:37 GMT)

• serpico said "Damn, can't find Lappi (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=146587) anywhere. Someone, tell him the same thing I just told Saromu4, Okee? Thanks" (12-05 00:38 GMT)

• A flare was fired 1 block to the west and 11 blocks to the south. (12-05 00:40 GMT)

• serpico said "Primevil, the only reason you can tell I'm UDS is because I *want* you to know. If I took it out of my profile, you wouldn't have a clue. So. We'll be seeing ya. Heh heh heh." (12-05 00:42 GMT)

• Primevil said "JOY JOY! *does the happy dance* We'll be waiting for you :D" (12-05 00:45 GMT)

• Zombie Slayer D said "Guys, 19 zombies in the Oxley Building SW of here. almost 20 NTs at the brink of death, I need a sweeper team to get in there and save those people!!" (12-05 02:06 GMT)

• fep said "I healed everyone but there are still 16 Zs inside." (12-05 03:11 GMT)

• CodenameDirtbag said "thanks for the heal, Rz Ten" (12-05 03:15 GMT)

• CodenameDirtbag said "thanks for the heal, Rz Ten" (12-05 03:17 GMT)

• CodenameDirtbag said "thanks for the heal, Rz" (12-05 03:20 GMT)

• Asbo said "Medic!!!!" (12-05 04:17 GMT)

• Syntax said "Putting out an APB on Dennis Rader - the idiot has tried to PK me 3 times now. Keep an eye out." (12-05 04:33 GMT)

• Tyler Hall said "Okay chums, got the generator back up and running. No need to thatnk me for my contribution." (12-05 04:50 GMT)

• Yevgeniy Furtim said "The Oxley Building (NTech) and Curle Street PD in West Becktown, a couple of blocks SW from here, could use some help if anybody wants to go on an excursion." (12-05 04:50 GMT)

• Outlander said "Blieve it or not people but the zebs are all gone!!! I think we won!" (12-05 06:33 GMT)

• Caleb Bingham said "Heh heh, it's still pretty dead out there if you know what I mean. Could someone lay so FAK on me please? I got a little chewed up outside. (Down to 23 HP out of 60)" (12-05 06:49 GMT)

• Izze Milan said "Guys It isn't over yet. The zombies are looking for a way to cut off our entrances from farther away. They are tearing down the barricades within 7 blocks of the mall. DONT LEAVE!!!" (12-05 06:56 GMT)

• LBWalters said "Mall secure, no zombies inside. night" (12-05 07:40 GMT)

• GooseGrip said "There are still something like 400 dead bodies out there. Don't get comfortable in victory yet. Now we need to refresh our supplies, and start mopping up, but be prepared to take to ground again at a moment's notice." (12-05 07:47 GMT)

• GooseGrip said "Goodnight, see you all in the morning." (12-05 07:49 GMT)

• Paddy Fitzgerald said "I spend the lasts days travelling between Curly PD and the mall, ever since I woke up in the night with a zombie nibbling on my ears. I'm out of ammo and had to use a baseballbat to get the last one off of me." (12-05 10:14 GMT)

• Paddy Fitzgerald said "Oh no. Those poor people at the necro lab! I travelled through there yesterday and most of those zombies were still outside. I thought the poor sods had enough humanity in them left to beg for a revive and left them alone. *raides the liquor store*" (12-05 10:19 GMT)

• Jigabachi said "oi, Sharko, are you carrying a cell phone? one of my *cof* friends wants to know." (12-05 10:23 GMT)

• Puge Henis said "So anybody figure out where the Zeds are at the moment?" (12-05 10:24 GMT)

• A flare was fired 1 block to the north. (12-05 10:40 GMT)

• Allison Mitchell said "There's a Z in the SE section!" (12-05 10:41 GMT)

• A flare was fired 4 blocks to the south. (12-05 14:47 GMT)

• A flare was fired 7 blocks to the east and 1 block to the south. (12-05 15:15 GMT)

• Karmichael Hunt said "There's currently 7 zombies standing on the Oxley Building (15,31) and 15 on the Curle Street PD (14,32) Happy Hunting" (12-05 15:34 GMT)

• Joe Citizen said "I am, why ?" (12-05 15:54 GMT)

• Joe Citizen said "Refuelled the generator, barricades look good, time to loot... Got some ammo... always need more" (12-05 15:58 GMT)

• A flare was fired 2 blocks to the east and 11 blocks to the north. (12-05 16:13 GMT)

• Sam Ervin said "Wisconsin Irish, how good to see you again, especially after the fun in East Boundwood." (12-05 16:46 GMT)

• Andy Sull said "God, everyone's so freakin' paranoid. Do you really think the zeds could coordinate a 200-man mass riseup without ONE person leaking the information?" (12-05 16:52 GMT)

• A flare was fired 8 blocks to the west.. (12-05 17:00 GMT)

• A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (12-05 17:01 GMT)

• A flare was fired 11 blocks to the east and 14 blocks to the north. (12-05 17:13 GMT)

• Wisconsin Irish said "There was fun in East Boundwood?" (12-05 17:19 GMT)

• A flare was fired 5 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the south. (12-05 17:33 GMT)

• Aaron Green said "they havent moved on they are waiting till their bodies dissapear then theyll pop up and attack" (12-06 04:43 GMT)

• Buck Shotski said "Zeds have been pretty EZ to find in E Becktown." (12-06 05:19 GMT)

• Stupid Daikon said "Herro Sam!!" (12-06 05:29 GMT)

• Jimbo Bob said "Aaron, I think your tinfoil hat may be interfering with your neurological processes. If the zeds could co-ordinate 400+ rotters, THEY'D HAVE DONE IT DURING THE SIEGE. Those corpses are just dead zergs from both sides. People need to stop this." (12-06 06:35 GMT)

• Alistairis Alnoir said "Whatever the case, I'm not moving from this mall ever again. I'm a Praetorian now." (12-06 06:39 GMT)

• Mad Man in Davis said "So 500+ corpes in just 1 corner of the mall and not scatter around the area is not strange to you? Both sides just leave the dead zergs in just one place?" (12-06 06:46 GMT)

• Alistairis Alnoir said "It's not like we can move them." (12-06 06:47 GMT)

• LBWalters said "Mall secure inside and out, body count down to 250 on the SE corner, and I dont think they are leaving. Night." (12-06 07:00 GMT)

• Mad Man in Davis said "What I am saying is some groups are controlling them. The zombies are just waiting for the right time to strike. With so many potential zombies, they can come in attack wave after wave with full HP and 49 AP." (12-06 07:01 GMT)

• LBWalters said "That is true, it will be one hell of a fight." (12-06 07:04 GMT)

• Depleted said "TK 421 why aren't you at your post? LOL" (12-06 07:07 GMT)

• A flare was fired 7 blocks to the east and 1 block to the south. (12-06 08:56 GMT)

• Eiszeit4 healed you for 10 HP. (12-06 09:15 GMT)

• Jimbo Bob said "Mad Man, I know what you're saying. I just think that what you're saying is stupid. The reason people aren't moving their zergs is because the siege is over, and where else are you going to use 500+ meatshields/barricadebots?" (12-06 09:49 GMT)

• Jimbo Bob said "Face it - if the zeds are coming back, they're doing it conventionally, not via the SUPERSECRET ATTACK WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT that you guys are positing." (12-06 09:51 GMT)

• Jimbo Bob said "'Sides, all the major hordes have publicly announced their departure. You really think a bunch of ferals are gonna put something so simultaneously complicated and pointless together?" (12-06 09:52 GMT)

• Jimbo Bob said "People need to stop spamming the mall with dumbass conspiracy theories. Believe it or not, we won. I'm not saying we should take that for granted, just that we should get on with it." (12-06 09:54 GMT)

• LWS gurunade2 said "fofofofofo" (12-06 10:30 GMT)

• major disaster said "thanks for the heals guys, much appreciated." (12-06 12:55 GMT)

• Tani said "30-40 active Zeds to the SW near [13,31]. i'm torn up pretty bad." (12-06 13:33 GMT)

• A flare was fired 1 block to the east. (12-06 14:12 GMT)

• A flare was fired 1 block to the east. (12-06 14:13 GMT)

• A flare was fired 1 block to the east. (12-06 14:13 GMT)

• A flare was fired 1 block to the east. (12-06 14:13 GMT)

• A flare was fired 1 block to the east. (12-06 14:13 GMT)

• A flare was fired 1 block to the east. (12-06 14:13 GMT)

• LH Jaxom said "i wonder how long until people start getting bored and start trying to PK. ya'll may wanna load back up just for survivors gone wild" (12-06 14:27 GMT)

• Karmichael Hunt said "There's 23 zombies attacking Curle Street PD a few blocks south west of here with 6 on the necrotech building next door! They seem determined to try and wipe out the buildings around there!" (12-06 14:32 GMT)

• Wesley Willis said "got bitten... feeling woozy...." (12-06 15:22 GMT)

• Hati said "Payched you up. Be more careful in the future, eh?" (12-06 15:25 GMT)

• A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 14 blocks to the north. (12-06 15:41 GMT)

• A flare was fired 5 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the north. (12-06 16:04 GMT)

• HamChoi said "I think guys in West Becktown and East Becktown could use some help. Still many zombies siegeing there." (12-06 16:32 GMT)

• Sam Ervin said "For general smacktardness and your crimes against Amishness. RIP" (12-06 16:45 GMT)

• A flare was fired 4 blocks to the east and 1 block to the north. (12-06 17:02 GMT)

• Punx Rawker said "hey guys, i haven't been outside yet so I don't know how things are up here but there's about 100 zeds down in West Becktown attacking the Curle PD station." (12-06 17:23 GMT)

• Punx Rawker said "hey guys, i haven't been outside yet so I don't know how things are up here but there's about 100 zeds down in West Becktown attacking the Curle PD station." (12-06 17:26 GMT)

• Hoko said "lol" (12-06 17:29 GMT)

• Hoko said "lol" (12-06 17:30 GMT)

• JLP said "Zombies are causing trouble in West Becktown, especially @ the Oxley Building [15,31] and the police departments right next to it... If you're bored, head on over!" (12-06 17:32 GMT)

• Jakob Lukoczyk said "I have zeds in Becktown, the PD is emptied of survivors, if you ask me heading over there would be a bad idea rite now." (12-06 17:54 GMT)

• grassman said "sam ervin is part of the amish liberation front, a known PKer group, kill him on sight" (12-06 18:31 GMT)

• Kamikaze Fozzie 10 said "Thanks Jack" (12-06 19:20 GMT)

• Kamikaze Fozzie 10 said "Thank you Jack" (12-06 19:22 GMT)

• Kamikaze Fozzie 10 said "Thank you Jack" (12-06 19:22 GMT)

• Bebe Everton said "No problem Kamikaze Fozzie 10 -- Keep fighting the good fight!" (12-06 19:26 GMT)

• JJJJBear said "downed 4 z's outside st lazar's hospital 17, 32...a mob of 15 inside" (12-06 19:45 GMT)

• Funky Monkey said "I heard about the horror down at the oxley building , so I thought i would go down and help. Fortunately it has been cleared out and there are a pile of dead z's out front. Unfortuantely, the police station to the south west has 25 z's standing outside." (12-06 21:02 GMT)

• A flare was fired 6 blocks to the west and 11 blocks to the south. (12-06 22:18 GMT)

• kthx said "Zombie spies keep barricading the entry points to past heavily. Find a crowbar and bring those barricades back down to VS!" (12-09 00:59 GMT)

• Logain Ablar said "can anyone spare a heal?" (12-09 01:02 GMT)

• Mike Moonshine said "6:17pm mountian time - 5 zeds attacked Whippey Place Fire Station at 16,31 and got in. I killed one, wounded two, and barricaded them inside up to very strongly. About 12 survivors in there now getting attacked. I have been wounded and infected" (12-09 01:18 GMT)

• Mike Moonshine said "thanks duufke!" (12-09 01:19 GMT)

• LH Jaxom said "y are people setting up portable generators outside hospitals =x" (12-09 01:37 GMT)

• Ernie Kaltenbruner said "I could use a heal if someon has a FAK to spare (38/60)" (12-09 01:59 GMT)

• MarshallBill said "defend caiger mall has been around more than a week, his only skill is free run, & he has no xp. Hmmm.." (12-09 02:47 GMT)

• zxe said "Made another run to Lazars. Everything down there is fine right now. Killed 3 zombs outisde, a few loners idling thereabouts... Good night all." (12-09 03:36 GMT)

• A flare was fired 1 block to the south. (12-09 04:33 GMT)

• Hank Wimbleton said "kthx, why did you claim zombie spies did it, as opposed to the infinitely more likely: idiot paranoid humans did it. Its retards like you who suck the fun right out of this game." (12-09 05:32 GMT)

• Hank Wimbleton said "Hey Cat Butt. When we last met we were in Dulston and i was both level 1 and dead." (12-09 08:28 GMT)

• BryanLim said "heal anyone?" (12-09 09:34 GMT)

• BryanLim said "Thanks Wayne that was fast :D" (12-09 09:36 GMT)

• BryanLim said "Thanks Wayne that was fast :D" (12-09 09:37 GMT)

• Reverend Ian Paisley said "Hank Wimbleton, you are a murdering pker. Now die." (12-09 10:35 GMT)

• Reverend Ian Paisley said "You fucked with Susan Sarandon, now I'm fucking with you. A Queer Jew never forgets." (12-09 10:36 GMT)

• P37r1 said "Amen." (12-09 11:21 GMT)

Ft. Creedy Armoury chatter

• Mr Shadow said "Jonny V's Cabal (my group) is in the Hotel that is 1 NW & 1 W... they we'll be heading that way in a day or 2" (12-08 01:46 GMT)

• Will R0bins0n said "Xavier (Z) is eating up Toryl out there. Can someone go out there and smack that zombie down a second time? Toryl needs about 30 pts of healing" (12-08 01:55 GMT)

• Will R0bins0n said "zombie inside!!! :)" (12-08 01:55 GMT)

• hungerer said "Ha ha ha! Marrah Grazmaz! Ha ha ha! Ah ahm ba ghazb ah Grazmaz bazb, bah hambag. Ha ha ha!" (12-08 01:58 GMT)

• Tulk said "a zombie inside? danger Will Robinson!" (12-08 02:01 GMT)

• Lord Aardvark said "DANGER Will Robnison DANGER" (12-08 02:05 GMT)

• hungerer said "Bangarh! Bangarh Barrh Rabanzan! Bangarh!... Barnang! Barnang! Ah gam ba zag hah bhraah! Bah bah bah..." (12-08 02:05 GMT)

• Gertoz said "-Dances with the zombie.- You have such beautiful eyes... and what a big.... Is that? Oh.. You shouldn't have... -Blush.-" (12-08 02:07 GMT)

• Tulk said "the grafiti makes me angry. of course this is the home of the creedy defense force. where else would they be from?" (12-08 02:10 GMT)

• Gertoz said "Now, dont go being naughty infecti--- I JUST GOT THROUGH HEALING EVERYONE! -Smacks the zombie with his boot.- NOW I HAVE TO START ALL OVER!! RAHH. -Fist fights the zombie.-" (12-08 02:10 GMT)

• Doctor Putzs said "Stepping out to the revive point...And Gertoz I will take better care tonight" (12-08 02:11 GMT)

• Doctor Putzs said "lol at Tulk" (12-08 02:12 GMT)

• Doctor Putzs said "Ok healing infections delt with..no I go outside" (12-08 02:14 GMT)

You say "Perhaps the Creedy Way PD, for instance. But the main reason I put it up there was to inform all and sundry that they are welcome here and can count on us doing our best to protect them. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get back to barricading."

• Gertoz said "Aco, the limit is 51. Guns count as 2. :) Anyone else notice that it is the same two zeds every day that break in? And always around this time? ::Cough::" (12-08 02:23 GMT)

• Aco said "thanks Gertoz" (12-08 02:25 GMT)

You say "game master, I'm glad you decided to join our fora, but you need to get involved, too. Speak up and say hi on the boards! By participating there and helping defend the Armoury, you've gone a long way toward earning that CDF patch you wear."

• Zombie Slayer X said "zeds eating on barricades. I'm going to go outside and smack it around" (12-08 04:18 GMT)

• Zombie Slayer X said "Well sonofa... zed tagged me for a few hp and also infected me... someone go out there and chew him up please" (12-08 04:21 GMT)

• Zombie Slayer X said "zed inside, attacking me!" (12-08 04:26 GMT)

• Zombie Slayer X said "He has brain rot, don't try to revive him... he's an ACT member, so headshot the bastard and dump him... thanks plop" (12-08 04:27 GMT)

• Zombie Slayer X said "Ok, he's down to 6 hp... great job healing everyone, thanks a ton, I was down to 3 hp LOL" (12-08 04:30 GMT)

• Zombie Slayer X said "make sure someone with headshot finishes him off..." (12-08 04:30 GMT)

• Ordibble Plop said "I have no bullets and no headshot - zombie is on 1 hp" (12-08 04:33 GMT)

• Gertoz said "No problem Slayer. I headshotted him for 57xp and dumped him. :) Your all healed up now. Working on 'cades" (12-08 04:34 GMT)

• Gertoz said "Barricades at VS +2. Im done for now. Will check back one last time. All defenders, please visit the link sprayed so we can coordinate. Thanks. -Cowboy." (12-08 04:36 GMT)

• Gertoz said "The one time I look for a Flak I dont find any. I get pistols and ammo. But Cowboy looks for ammo... Finds 3 Flaks. Pfft." (12-08 04:49 GMT)

• Zombie Slayer X said "Putzs, one of my weak alts is at the revive point... he got killed earlier... going to use him for a fuel monkey... I know I missed the revive time by 15 minutes, but you're probably still on..." (12-08 05:13 GMT)

• Dac Paduchak said "HELP! Recent reviv and infected!" (12-08 05:30 GMT)

• Cerebros said "Need a barricade here people" (12-08 06:14 GMT)

• Roffle Mao said "Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex rocks your ass." (12-08 06:32 GMT)

• Sgt Whiskey Swiper said "The Avenger is here! Lone Zombie south." (12-08 06:48 GMT)

• A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 11 blocks to the north. (12-08 07:49 GMT)

• Lord Aardvark said "Another PKer brought to justice." (12-08 07:49 GMT)

• Amber Hennessy said "Just did a quick sweep, there doesn't seem to be any walkers about right now. Lots of bodies, but none active." (12-08 08:17 GMT)

• Sgt Whiskey Swiper said "Just remember I am not a PKer - ask any members of the CDF, it was just the new CoL being fools. I have been killing Pkers on my way over from Caiger..." (12-08 08:28 GMT)

• Lawn Mower said "Ok, there's a lot of people here." (12-08 08:47 GMT)

• A flare was fired 1 block to the west and 14 blocks to the south. (12-08 10:03 GMT)

• Amber Hennessy said "Z outside Kinsman cinema to the west down to 15HP if someone wants easy XP." (12-08 12:03 GMT)

• Ken Ohbee said "Go CDF!!!" (12-08 13:00 GMT)

• Ken Ohbee said "Do you guys mind if i sleep here for a bit? I'll find a quiet corner." (12-08 13:02 GMT)

• Bellboy163 said "One of my alt's is dead, how do I go about getting him revived? He's over in Kempsterbank" (12-08 13:06 GMT)

• Joe Hawkins said "Ouch...poor zombie, that last shot looked like it hurt. Guys, barricades back to VS and the sole zombie intruder toasted...." (12-08 13:40 GMT)

• Doctor Putzs said "Yea we sent a long range scouting mission into the zoo..after the zebra steak is done...we are going to have a elephant BBQ...so we probally need a lot of people to help eat that one. leftovers tend to rise up here" (12-08 23:49 GMT)

• Doctor Putzs said "Off to work the revive point...here help your selves to the grill" (12-08 23:54 GMT)

• Charles Woody said "Whiskey goes down" (12-09 00:04 GMT)

• Charles Woody said "You fire at Sgt Whiskey Swiper for 10 damage. They die." (12-09 00:04 GMT)

• Charles Woody said "There is a dead body here. It's Sgt Whiskey Swiper." (12-09 00:06 GMT)

• Charles Woody said "There is a dead body here. It's Sgt Whiskey Swiper." (12-09 00:08 GMT)

• Farmer Bob said "What'd you do that for?" (12-09 00:08 GMT)

• Gertoz said "Charles, you just killed the ACC member, Whiskey Swiper. He was allied with the CDF. Explain yourself or you get the same fate." (12-09 00:09 GMT)

• Farmer Bob said "We have a runner." (12-09 00:12 GMT)

• Doctor Putzs said "Another CDF revive complete with instructions to the CDF hospital...Woot...off to sleep will check back in later" (12-09 00:17 GMT)

• Nick Royko said "Did Charles just run away? I have a full load of ammo...should I go after him?" (12-09 00:18 GMT)

• A flare was fired 12 blocks to the west and 12 blocks to the south. (12-09 00:49 GMT)

• UDkiller said "Two friendlies dead outside on the ground." (12-09 01:07 GMT)

• Aco said "I had a fight with a zed and am in need of a heal. I'm at 42hp if anyone could help." (12-09 01:08 GMT)

• Aco said "How do I up a level? Is it automatic?" (12-09 01:13 GMT)

• Fireman John B said "Yes it's automatic. Make sure you buy skills though using the link at the bottom. I think 1 level = 100xp?" (12-09 01:19 GMT)

• Aco said "Thanks" (12-09 01:20 GMT)

• Zombie Slayer X said "Remember the block south of here is a revive point.. my alt has gotten killed there twice now, it's rather annoying... Also, everyone should know that the zeds know the fort has been repopulated and they are looking for a morale boost after Caiger..." (12-09 02:08 GMT)

• Zombie Slayer X said "Expect them to head this way... I'd say we will see an increase in ferals around here and it's possible at least one of the smaller hordes will be here in a week or two to try and gain a bit of glory for themselves..." (12-09 02:09 GMT)

• Doctor Putzs said "I need to speak with a Rep to the SAS....there will be no PKing in my hospital. IF you attack someone with zombie skills they better of attack you first." (12-09 02:14 GMT)

• Bellboy163 said "Anyone need any healing?" (12-09 02:17 GMT)

• Bellboy163 said "Zombie Slayer, by the block south of here do you mean the southern outer block of Fort Creedy?" (12-09 02:18 GMT)

• Doctor Putzs said "yes the one with the spray paint that says CDF revive point 0001 GMT Doc Putzs" (12-09 02:23 GMT)

• Doctor Putzs said "I Try to be there every day at the server reset at 0001z if anyone findes themselves on the wrong side of life..come up and say hi. I will start you breathing again. The CDF hospital is 3 south and 2 west go there for all you healing needs after wards" (12-09 02:25 GMT)

• Gertoz said "Yes. Doctor Putzs is my(Cowboy Up's) Second in Command as well as my top NT. This character, Gertoz, is more of a field medic/small arms attacker. Count on him for basic healing and housekeeping." (12-09 02:47 GMT)

• Doctor Putzs said "Damn who let the zombie in. Listen I asked you yesterday to close the door behind you...my dead friend untill you learn to do that we are going to keep throwing you outside" (12-09 02:48 GMT)

• hungerer said "Gahrbaz! Gahrbaz banzaz rab hra grrh! HA HA HA!" (12-09 02:49 GMT)

• Doctor Putzs said "Can you belive this Gertoz a rotter in here..I wonder if he is looking for zebra steak..let me see if I have the zebra brains around here we can throw them outside as a parting gift" (12-09 02:49 GMT)

• Doctor Putzs said "Hungerer. I told you yesterday....ok here you can have a little zombie brain..then we have to headshoot you nothing personal just business" (12-09 02:51 GMT)

• DFens163 said "Did I do good pa?" (12-09 02:51 GMT)

• Doctor Putzs said "Verry nice Dfens..here have a shot of whiskey on me..and you got a little zombie brain on your self there" (12-09 02:52 GMT)

• Bones Smith said "One zed outside...still got around 40 HP left. I expect he'll be in here soon enough." (12-09 02:54 GMT)

• Zombie Slayer X said "Hungerer is the scout that is trying to get the movement to break into the forts started... EVERYONE add him to your contacts list and kill the bastard as often as possible... headshots preferred, but anything will do" (12-09 02:56 GMT)

• Doctor Putzs said "oh goddie another cdf groupie" (12-09 03:00 GMT)

• Christa McDougal said "rebarricaded the building.. now to fix peoples owies" (12-09 03:17 GMT)

• Zombie Slayer X said "Who?" (12-09 03:17 GMT)

• Bevilr said "Hey Doc, firingsquad's lying in the pile outside if you feel inclined to rev him." (12-09 03:19 GMT)

• Christa McDougal said "i can get him doc, rest now, and here... nuse this bottle of vodka while you get some sleep" (12-09 03:20 GMT)

• Zombie Slayer X said "2 people hanging out right outside... a zed at the revive point (CDF, I think)" (12-09 03:22 GMT)

• Christa McDougal said "nevner mind.. in my excitment i forgot I cannot reviev the dead" (12-09 03:22 GMT)

• Jamer said "wuxtry, wuxtry, get yer newspapers here..." (12-09 03:25 GMT)

• A flare was fired 1 block to the west and 12 blocks to the north. (12-09 03:31 GMT)

• Jack09 said "hey who's taken damage? I got a spare med kit" (12-09 03:41 GMT)

• Christa McDougal said "Everyone.. and I mean everyone should be at full healthin this building at this time. I checked everyone to see if they hand body building and gave them thier vitamins if they were still a little sick" (12-09 03:44 GMT)

• Gertoz said "Thanks Christa. Yeah, Hungerer breaks in, then reports his findings every night at the same time to the UD board. Hes a maxed out zombie with rot. He doesn't care and hes not going anywhere. What I'd give for electric fences." (12-09 03:56 GMT)

• Estes said "Waka Waka!" (12-09 04:10 GMT)

• Nick Royko said "Hey y'all...hungerer is dead outside. Is the zombie otuside the doors fair game?" (12-09 04:18 GMT)

• Nick Royko said "Well, I hope so, because it's headshot now. There's a chewed-on survivor, Cyrus III, outside." (12-09 04:21 GMT)

• Cowboy Up said "-Two loud thuds can be heard as Cowboy drops his duffels through the window.- Ok, Im back. 13 pistols, 8 shotguns. All loaded. with 5 shells and a clip. Im ready to party." (12-09 04:52 GMT)

• A flare was fired 4 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (12-09 04:57 GMT)

• Gertoz said "Im off to stock. Cowboy is taking back over as PR man. Good luck. -Salutes and runs out.-" (12-09 05:03 GMT)

• A flare was fired 6 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the north. (12-09 05:08 GMT)

You say "Wow, and I thought Quinn had a lot of guns."

• A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (12-09 05:16 GMT)

• A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (12-09 05:16 GMT)

• A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (12-09 05:17 GMT)

• A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (12-09 05:18 GMT)

• A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (12-09 05:18 GMT)

• A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (12-09 05:18 GMT)

• A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (12-09 05:18 GMT)

• A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (12-09 05:18 GMT)

• A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (12-09 05:19 GMT)

• A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (12-09 05:19 GMT)

• A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (12-09 05:19 GMT)

• A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (12-09 05:19 GMT)

• A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (12-09 05:19 GMT)

• A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (12-09 05:19 GMT)

• A zombie said "Graaaagh!" (12-09 05:20 GMT)

• A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (12-09 05:20 GMT)

• A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (12-09 05:20 GMT)

• Flangiel said "CDF discovery: Sorry, I think I accidentally shot you. If I did, sorry. I was aiming for the zombie. Oh, and i'm imfected. Healing please?" (12-09 05:35 GMT)

• Teddy Rosevelt said "I got infected, please help me." (12-09 05:37 GMT)

• A flare was fired 6 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the south. (12-09 05:48 GMT)

• Beerhunter said "Dammit. Zombie infection. Bitten in here while asleep. Help. Please." (12-09 05:54 GMT)

• PlumJam said "zed at 3 outside anyone wanna headshot? 2 more also unknown HP" (12-09 06:09 GMT)

• PlumJam said "zed at 3 outside anyone wanna headshot? 2 more also unknown HP" (12-09 06:13 GMT)

• Bombur said "Ahoy there, folks!" (12-09 06:17 GMT)

• Bombur said "I just got in from Santlerville and was hit pretty hard along the way--can anyone spare me a few heals?" (12-09 06:18 GMT)

• PlumJam said "zed at 3 outside anyone wanna headshot? 2 more also unknown HP" (12-09 06:23 GMT)

• Wayne Dizzle healed you for 5 HP. (12-09 06:24 GMT)

• Wayne Dizzle healed you for 5 HP. (12-09 06:24 GMT)

• Wayne Dizzle healed you for 5 HP. (12-09 06:24 GMT)

• Wayne Dizzle healed you for 5 HP. (12-09 06:24 GMT)

• Wayne Dizzle healed you for 5 HP. (12-09 06:24 GMT)

• Wayne Dizzle healed you for 5 HP. (12-09 06:25 GMT)

• Wayne Dizzle healed you for 5 HP. (12-09 06:25 GMT)

• Doctor Putzs said "Welcome home cowboy...Christina how did you know a bottle would be just devine....*grin*" (12-09 06:53 GMT)

• Cowboy Up said "-Plops his duffels in his room, moving down the stairs reloading his magnum.- Ahh. Its a nice night out. I hear that the zombies shall be coming soon, looking for a morale boost. We arn't going to give it to 'em right men? -Spins the chamber on his magnum" (12-09 06:57 GMT)

• Amber Hennessy said "There's a zombie at the revive point if someone's interested..." (12-09 07:16 GMT)

• Doctor Putzs said "that zombie has brain rot...someone please remove it for me that would be great thanks" (12-09 07:21 GMT)

• MelTheMedic said "HOLY CRAP!!!! There are a whole lot of people in here... Hi everyone" (12-09 07:33 GMT)

• Doctor Putzs said "Ahh Thank God Mel we are running low on med kits..your suplies are most welcome. Rest the night in saftey my friend...tomorw brings another dark day" (12-09 07:49 GMT)

• Cowboy Up said "Negative Zero informs me that he will be taking Gertoz' place as Medic tomorrow. He has 51 kits. No First Aid yet, but that will change quickly. :) Im off to bed. Nite men." (12-09 08:08 GMT)

• Londonxf said "I just revived a zombie named Putzs outside, also headshot one for 81 XP. Now I can rest peacefully knowing I made a difference. *Takes last peice of zebra steak.*" (12-09 08:09 GMT)

• Cowboy Up said "Who sprayed over our link tag? Someone please replace it with 'Creedy Defense Force - killtrend.proboards58.com' Zombies smell like poop is just stupid." (12-09 08:10 GMT)

• Alex Goldstein II said "Thanks for revive, Gordon. I wish to know where now the zombie bitch that killed me!" (12-09 08:51 GMT)

• ze asscobra said "lol, full house, ahoy" (12-09 09:40 GMT)

• tudosiealex said "well I am back online" (12-09 10:25 GMT)

• Akin said "There ya go, Red Lash... that'll take care of the infection, at least..." (12-09 10:37 GMT)

• Red Lash said "Ok all, I got a 46 Syringes. point me to the nearest Horde. i need to free up some inventory so i can see what can be found here. also, is this the only inside room in the fort?" (12-09 11:11 GMT)

• The Sentinel said "CDF! RAISE THE ROOF!" (12-09 12:00 GMT)

• Leonard Finch said "Anyone who knows firingsquad - he seems to lyign down outside. I think he's asleep. Someone might need to jab him awake ?" (12-09 12:05 GMT)

• Mr Shadow said "To all here, from Jonny V - We were happy to assist with the retaking of Fort Creedy, however, there are more undead out there that need to be put down. We are heading West to the Tynte Mall to equip up & head into Zombie territory. Via Con Dios Slayers!" (12-09 12:23 GMT)

• Mr Shadow said "To all here, from Jonny V - We were happy to assist with the retaking of Fort Creedy, however, there are more undead out there that need to be put down. We are heading West to the Tynte Mall to equip up & head into Zombie territory. Via Con Dios Slayers!" (12-09 12:23 GMT)